Most of them can be summarized as: "I was a terrible, horrible sinner. Let me tell you all the ways I sinned, in great detail. Then I found religion, and became dull and boring." The well-read parts are the details of the sinning, mind you.
Wait, you'll only get an erection when Jeebus gives it to you? How, pray tell, does He (tm) do this? Is He sittn' there, while you and your baby-kiln wife are making out? Or does He put it up your butt...?
Oh, damn - is that what those people are doing on the on-ramp to the 55? Guess I'll have lay off the horn and the finger then - might make Jeebus said when I flip him off.
Most of them can be summarized as: "I was a terrible, horrible sinner. Let me tell you all the ways I sinned, in great detail. Then I found religion, and became dull and boring." The well-read parts are the details of the sinning, mind you.
What on Earth is a 'great christian'?
Hitler? Is the answer finally Hitler?
The opposite of this.
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He liked when his sisters when down (a chute).
Could we get grant money for this science experiment?
Working title: Pride and Prejudice and Pills
Wait, you'll only get an erection when Jeebus gives it to you? How, pray tell, does He (tm) do this? Is He sittn' there, while you and your baby-kiln wife are making out? Or does He put it up your butt...?
mark, just askin'
Oh, damn - is that what those people are doing on the on-ramp to the 55? Guess I'll have lay off the horn and the finger then - might make Jeebus said when I flip him off.
Let's all for a moment imagine what Twister must have been like - or not, if you want to sleep later on.
Did they have a funeral for that "life", too? Or did that particular piece of theater only occur when the cameras were around.
I pray for all children born into regressive fundie households. Like for real.
It means "My kind of Christian" to most of the righter than rights.
Not to mention the dude is dead, unless you go with the rose again bit, in which case the dude is a zombie
Step#3 Profit!!!
A foreigner asks: why did USAmerica censor the snakes out of Snakes and Ladders?