143 Comments

Most of them can be summarized as: "I was a terrible, horrible sinner. Let me tell you all the ways I sinned, in great detail. Then I found religion, and became dull and boring." The well-read parts are the details of the sinning, mind you.

Expand full comment

What on Earth is a 'great christian'?

Expand full comment

Hitler? Is the answer finally Hitler?

Expand full comment

The opposite of this.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Expand full comment

He liked when his sisters when down (a chute).

Expand full comment

Could we get grant money for this science experiment?

Expand full comment

Working title: Pride and Prejudice and Pills

Expand full comment

Wait, you'll only get an erection when Jeebus gives it to you? How, pray tell, does He (tm) do this? Is He sittn' there, while you and your baby-kiln wife are making out? Or does He put it up your butt...?

mark, just askin'

Expand full comment

Oh, damn - is that what those people are doing on the on-ramp to the 55? Guess I'll have lay off the horn and the finger then - might make Jeebus said when I flip him off.

Expand full comment

Let's all for a moment imagine what Twister must have been like - or not, if you want to sleep later on.

Expand full comment

Did they have a funeral for that "life", too? Or did that particular piece of theater only occur when the cameras were around.

Expand full comment

I pray for all children born into regressive fundie households. Like for real.

Expand full comment

It means "My kind of Christian" to most of the righter than rights.

Expand full comment

Not to mention the dude is dead, unless you go with the rose again bit, in which case the dude is a zombie

Expand full comment

Step#3 Profit!!!

Expand full comment

A foreigner asks: why did USAmerica censor the snakes out of Snakes and Ladders?

Expand full comment