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Vienna Woods's avatar

We'll just keep him busy til the sun gets above the trees, right?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Wonkers of the world unite!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You will, Actor. You will.

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fuflans's avatar

trolls and warblogs and ponies oh my!

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fuflans's avatar

you know today is also the anniversary of napolean's escape from elba.

coincidence? i think not.

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PubOption's avatar

Her first name should be Gray rather than Michelle.

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PubOption's avatar

Kim Il Zoom?

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PubOption's avatar

The window crack'd from side to side, the curse has come upon me cried, the editrix of wonkette.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

William F. Buckley died a while back -- it's time you lowered your expectations.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I am, dammit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does that make her half as useful?

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Pookums's avatar

EXCELLENT. Now is the time to redistribute the snark. Spread that stuff around.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I know I speak for all of us: this is impossible news to fap to.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Do what we always do about it: use it for material.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought it was just there as a "Wingnut Surveillance" application.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And maybe tell us who the fuck Kendall Jenner is, and what she did to piss off that tattoo artist so badly?

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