That is to say, Rebecca's taking the day off -- she muttered something about "journamalism class," "student papers," and "peyote and clam dip" on the way out of the Chat Cave -- so she has left one of the inmates in charge of the asylum. She says she'll be back tomorrow, but we would also note that Ferdinand Marcos thought he was just popping out for a quick snack, and then ended up in exile.
We'll just keep him busy til the sun gets above the trees, right?
Wonkers of the world unite!
You will, Actor. You will.
trolls and warblogs and ponies oh my!
you know today is also the anniversary of napolean's escape from elba.
coincidence? i think not.
Her first name should be Gray rather than Michelle.
Kim Il Zoom?
The window crack'd from side to side, the curse has come upon me cried, the editrix of wonkette.
William F. Buckley died a while back -- it's time you lowered your expectations.
I am, dammit.
Does that make her half as useful?
EXCELLENT. Now is the time to redistribute the snark. Spread that stuff around.
I know I speak for all of us: this is impossible news to fap to.
Do what we always do about it: use it for material.
I thought it was just there as a "Wingnut Surveillance" application.
And maybe tell us who the fuck Kendall Jenner is, and what she did to piss off that tattoo artist so badly?