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Vienna Woods's avatar

We'll just keep him busy til the sun gets above the trees, right?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Wonkers of the world unite!

Spurning Beer's avatar

You will, Actor. You will.

fuflans's avatar

trolls and warblogs and ponies oh my!

fuflans's avatar

you know today is also the anniversary of napolean's escape from elba.

coincidence? i think not.

PubOption's avatar

Her first name should be Gray rather than Michelle.

PubOption's avatar

The window crack'd from side to side, the curse has come upon me cried, the editrix of wonkette.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

William F. Buckley died a while back -- it's time you lowered your expectations.

Pookums's avatar

EXCELLENT. Now is the time to redistribute the snark. Spread that stuff around.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I know I speak for all of us: this is impossible news to fap to.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Do what we always do about it: use it for material.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought it was just there as a "Wingnut Surveillance" application.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And maybe tell us who the fuck Kendall Jenner is, and what she did to piss off that tattoo artist so badly?