Wonkette Northern Terrortories Warblogger Bill Scannell is with the Death/Christ Cult tonight, awaiting the biggest 9/11 pornography event ever to be held half a world away from either the NYC/Pentagon/Pennsylvania sites of the terrorismorthe Middle Eastern homelands of the terrorists. Surely this will be the most irrelevant 9/11 Celebration ever!
C'mon, Teabaggers, you're not really trying. A fundamentalist preacher named "Roach"? You're giving away points here. Try something like "The Rev. Dr. Rod Awesomeputz" or "Pastor Americavictory."
We're listening, Sarah. Announce unto us. Announce thy hat into the ring. Thy people await thine utterance. Refudiate not thine candidacy for the Presidency. And then give us some fancy pageant walkin'.
What sort of swag was on sale? Salt & pepper shakers in the shape of burning World Trade Center towers? Mohammad pinatas filled with Baby Jesuses & Baby Trigs? Or did anyone put a turd in the punch bowl by mentioning that Prophet Joseph Smith had more wives than most Islamic caliphs? Or even that in the evangelical realm women such as Sarah Palin should walk several steps behind her husband?
The 1970s bumper sticker that proclaimed 'It's not weird enough for me yet" has been surpassed. Amerika isn't much different than Wiemar Germany.
I posted this previously but I just can't resist:
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
Is "Norhern State Co." one of those disposable companies The Gov'Nor uses to "sponsor" (ie, front) her events? Hey, I read the Vanity Fair article so I now know all about her little tricks.
Well, the financial ones, anyway.
I would be interested in reading about her other ones, however. Maybe I'll just have to wait for Joe McGinnis' book.
my cat just jumped 3/4 of the way up the screen door.
LittleCat Z rocks wasilla.
C'mon, Teabaggers, you're not really trying. A fundamentalist preacher named "Roach"? You're giving away points here. Try something like "The Rev. Dr. Rod Awesomeputz" or "Pastor Americavictory."
We're listening, Sarah. Announce unto us. Announce thy hat into the ring. Thy people await thine utterance. Refudiate not thine candidacy for the Presidency. And then give us some fancy pageant walkin'.
Will there be any hockey imams in the audience tonight?
A question for the Wonkeratti: if the show were Jeff Beck and Michael Palin, would you pay $73.75 to $225 to attend?
Heck, let's put them on the ballot. They're foreign-born, but we got that Kenyan elected, didn't we?
What sort of swag was on sale? Salt & pepper shakers in the shape of burning World Trade Center towers? Mohammad pinatas filled with Baby Jesuses & Baby Trigs? Or did anyone put a turd in the punch bowl by mentioning that Prophet Joseph Smith had more wives than most Islamic caliphs? Or even that in the evangelical realm women such as Sarah Palin should walk several steps behind her husband?
The 1970s bumper sticker that proclaimed 'It's not weird enough for me yet" has been surpassed. Amerika isn't much different than Wiemar Germany.
Yay!!! It's Wingnut Boxing Day!!! The day after Wingnut Christmas.
I posted this previously but I just can't resist:
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
Is "Norhern State Co." one of those disposable companies The Gov'Nor uses to "sponsor" (ie, front) her events? Hey, I read the Vanity Fair article so I now know all about her little tricks.
Well, the financial ones, anyway.
I would be interested in reading about her other ones, however. Maybe I'll just have to wait for Joe McGinnis' book.