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The Quirk's avatar

Has "High-Tech Lynching" been copyrighted yet?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "RETARD."

You didn't say <i>good</i> joke. But then again, she is a terrible joke, also.

fuflans's avatar

you know, come to think of it, i feel a lot safer knowing she's closer to vladimir putin than she is to DC.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He would have, but he didn't want to run afoul of the copyright holders of "skidmark famewhore twat libel"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

1. "Cold pimento loaf" 2. DO NOT WANT

chascates's avatar

Shakespeare copyrighted phrases too. Got to celebrate it!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There is an astoundingly, horrifyingly disgusting and crude description I could use for the sexual act known as the Wasilla Blood Libel. But I won't because I love you all.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does this mean I can't call my speed metal/newgrass band, Blood Libel?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sarah Palin. The Britney Spears of politics.

Mahousu's avatar

Wait, I can "invent" my own phrases? But if I don't just repeat the clichés and talking points I hear on the radio, how will I know whether I'm right?

You're not going to try to make me "think," are you? I tried that once, and it hurt.