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The Quirk's avatar

Has "High-Tech Lynching" been copyrighted yet?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "RETARD."

You didn't say <i>good</i> joke. But then again, she is a terrible joke, also.

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fuflans's avatar

you know, come to think of it, i feel a lot safer knowing she's closer to vladimir putin than she is to DC.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He would have, but he didn't want to run afoul of the copyright holders of "skidmark famewhore twat libel"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

1. "Cold pimento loaf" 2. DO NOT WANT

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chascates's avatar

Shakespeare copyrighted phrases too. Got to celebrate it!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There is an astoundingly, horrifyingly disgusting and crude description I could use for the sexual act known as the Wasilla Blood Libel. But I won't because I love you all.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does this mean I can't call my speed metal/newgrass band, Blood Libel?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Sarah Palin. The Britney Spears of politics.

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Mahousu's avatar

Wait, I can "invent" my own phrases? But if I don't just repeat the clichés and talking points I hear on the radio, how will I know whether I'm right?

You're not going to try to make me "think," are you? I tried that once, and it hurt.

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