In the absence of Sarah Palin saying anything about whether she will run for president, her followers are walking around the Iowa cornfields as un-anointed apostles canvasing for their mysteriously quiet snowbilly messiah and waiting for her sign. What else has anyone even got to do these days, except wait for signals from space monsters? Nothing, except quit life to go shake hands with every person in Iowa to tell them all about the celestial love of Sarah Palin. It's a hard job -- they do not even have bicycles, like those Mormons -- but someone must toil and spend money to lay Iowa groundwork for Sarah Palin if she refuses to do it herself.
When you consider that the more word salad she spews, the fewer votes she's likely to get, this "I might be running" schtick makes perfect sense. Her best bet is to announce her candidacy at the last possible moment, and let the 'baggers flock to her in relief -- she'll look like Joan of Arc riding to their rescue. With luck, they'll cast their votes before the actual (non-Faux) press exposes the fact that she's still an idiot.
Please don't say "office." It reminds her too much of "work," and well, work and Sarah don't have a long-term relationship.
<i>If Palin has already decided against a White House bid...is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?</i>
well yes, yes it is. also: delicious and i strongly encourage her to continue.
I believe it was Children of the Corn II that had my very favorite scene: Micah, I think it was, had a carved wooden figure and a pocket knife and it worked like a voodoo doll. They were at church and Micah stabbed the figure in the nose and a guy in the congregation got a nose bleed that just wouldn&#039;t stop, his wife kept handing him tissues, and ultimately he died of exsanguination. I have a pocket knife, anybody have the woodcarving skills to make a Palin effigy?
Is this the fault of Duh Gov&#039;Nor allowing it to go on, or the media for continuing to report on a Fox News employee who appears to be doing nothing about it?
Or the rubes and gulls who read so much into so little?
When you consider that the more word salad she spews, the fewer votes she&#039;s likely to get, this &quot;I might be running&quot; schtick makes perfect sense. Her best bet is to announce her candidacy at the last possible moment, and let the &#039;baggers flock to her in relief -- she&#039;ll look like Joan of Arc riding to their rescue. With luck, they&#039;ll cast their votes before the actual (non-Faux) press exposes the fact that she&#039;s still an idiot.
Bear bells? Is that some new off spin of Truck Nutz?
That picture makes $arah look like a blow-up sex doll...and I should know. I&#039;ve seen pictures.
Please don&#039;t say &quot;office.&quot; It reminds her too much of &quot;work,&quot; and well, work and Sarah don&#039;t have a long-term relationship.
then we could have a blimp joist session over waterloo.
<i>If Palin has already decided against a White House bid...is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?</i>
well yes, yes it is. also: delicious and i strongly encourage her to continue.
Grifters grift.
You can&#039;t explain it.
That would probably work out better than Boss BlunderRush&#039;s free 2forTea self-promotion.
I believe it was Children of the Corn II that had my very favorite scene: Micah, I think it was, had a carved wooden figure and a pocket knife and it worked like a voodoo doll. They were at church and Micah stabbed the figure in the nose and a guy in the congregation got a nose bleed that just wouldn&#039;t stop, his wife kept handing him tissues, and ultimately he died of exsanguination. I have a pocket knife, anybody have the woodcarving skills to make a Palin effigy?
Is this the fault of Duh Gov&#039;Nor allowing it to go on, or the media for continuing to report on a Fox News employee who appears to be doing nothing about it?
Or the rubes and gulls who read so much into so little?
Actually, they&#039;re moaning &quot;got no BRAINS...got no BRAINS&quot;
If those acolytes have that much time on their hands, I&#039;d like them to know that I have some ironing that needs to be done.
I&lsquo;d like to tell this guy to get a life but why bother when the alternative is watching corn grow.
Coming soon to a theater near you -
Sarah Palin&#039;s newest movie:
<i>Legends of the Fail</i>
Republican primaries as theater of the absurd? Probably.
and probably a lot more poundage.