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When you consider that the more word salad she spews, the fewer votes she's likely to get, this "I might be running" schtick makes perfect sense. Her best bet is to announce her candidacy at the last possible moment, and let the 'baggers flock to her in relief -- she'll look like Joan of Arc riding to their rescue. With luck, they'll cast their votes before the actual (non-Faux) press exposes the fact that she's still an idiot.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bear bells? Is that some new off spin of Truck Nutz?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That picture makes $arah look like a blow-up sex doll...and I should know. I've seen pictures.

Mahousu's avatar

Please don't say "office." It reminds her too much of "work," and well, work and Sarah don't have a long-term relationship.

fuflans's avatar

then we could have a blimp joist session over waterloo.

fuflans's avatar

<i>If Palin has already decided against a White House bid...is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?</i>

well yes, yes it is. also: delicious and i strongly encourage her to continue.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Grifters grift.

You can't explain it.

TundraGrifter's avatar

That would probably work out better than Boss BlunderRush's free 2forTea self-promotion.

MissusBarry's avatar

I believe it was Children of the Corn II that had my very favorite scene: Micah, I think it was, had a carved wooden figure and a pocket knife and it worked like a voodoo doll. They were at church and Micah stabbed the figure in the nose and a guy in the congregation got a nose bleed that just wouldn't stop, his wife kept handing him tissues, and ultimately he died of exsanguination. I have a pocket knife, anybody have the woodcarving skills to make a Palin effigy?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is this the fault of Duh Gov'Nor allowing it to go on, or the media for continuing to report on a Fox News employee who appears to be doing nothing about it?

Or the rubes and gulls who read so much into so little?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Actually, they're moaning "got no BRAINS...got no BRAINS"

PsycWench's avatar

If those acolytes have that much time on their hands, I'd like them to know that I have some ironing that needs to be done.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I‘d like to tell this guy to get a life but why bother when the alternative is watching corn grow.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Coming soon to a theater near you -

Sarah Palin's newest movie:

<i>Legends of the Fail</i>

PubOption's avatar

Republican primaries as theater of the absurd? Probably.

fuflans's avatar

and probably a lot more poundage.