IS THIS THE END OF SNOWBILLY GRIFTING? The jihadist conspiracy of elitist liberal shopping mall patrons struck with merciless force yesterday at Minnesota's Mall of America: only 300 people showed up to attend the Sarah and Bristol Palin book signing of Bristol's
It's FOX math we're talking about. Reasonably, we could even assume they are including the digit after decimal point., as in 26.4% is TRIPLE DIGIT SUPPORT!
This is the very best sentence ever written on the Internet, possibly excepting those in Barb's diatribe yesterday about the gay bulling advocate.
I bet Bristol Brisket Thighs is probably re-thinking paying cash for that palace in Maricopa, AZ. If she would have taken out an ARM, she could just not pay the bill and default - since quitting seems to be so easy for that family.
Minus the 500 idiots in attendance, thank you remaining people of Minnesota for not acknowledging these two tin-foil hat twittering twats with book purchases.
"Double digits" means you need the fingers of both hands.
Wine coolers, for sure.
Soon I hope, I got a stack of old peso coins to throw.
It's FOX math we're talking about. Reasonably, we could even assume they are including the digit after decimal point., as in 26.4% is TRIPLE DIGIT SUPPORT!
Girl, you are on fire these days!
And you know this how? WAIT, don't answer.
In Real America™, that homeschool math works. But in the Real World™, not so much.
I know! I thought he was against torture. Yet he foists Sarah Palin™ and her family on us.
One "author" tried to use scientific notation but was shouted down because anything scientific is the work of the devil.
This is the very best sentence ever written on the Internet, possibly excepting those in Barb's diatribe yesterday about the gay bulling advocate.
Or the 1950's horror movie promotion: "Nurses will be on duty in the lobby!"
Quitters quit.
You just can't explain it.
I hope so.
I bet Bristol Brisket Thighs is probably re-thinking paying cash for that palace in Maricopa, AZ. If she would have taken out an ARM, she could just not pay the bill and default - since quitting seems to be so easy for that family.
Minus the 500 idiots in attendance, thank you remaining people of Minnesota for not acknowledging these two tin-foil hat twittering twats with book purchases.
On the ball, I see
looks like america quit sarah.