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"Double digits" means you need the fingers of both hands.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Soon I hope, I got a stack of old peso coins to throw.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's FOX math we're talking about. Reasonably, we could even assume they are including the digit after decimal point., as in 26.4% is TRIPLE DIGIT SUPPORT!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Girl, you are on fire these days!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And you know this how? WAIT, don't answer.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In Real America™, that homeschool math works. But in the Real World™, not so much.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I know! I thought he was against torture. Yet he foists Sarah Palin™ and her family on us.

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PsycWench's avatar

One "author" tried to use scientific notation but was shouted down because anything scientific is the work of the devil.

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PsycWench's avatar

This is the very best sentence ever written on the Internet, possibly excepting those in Barb's diatribe yesterday about the gay bulling advocate.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or the 1950's horror movie promotion: "Nurses will be on duty in the lobby!"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Quitters quit.

You just can't explain it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hope so.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I bet Bristol Brisket Thighs is probably re-thinking paying cash for that palace in Maricopa, AZ. If she would have taken out an ARM, she could just not pay the bill and default - since quitting seems to be so easy for that family.

Minus the 500 idiots in attendance, thank you remaining people of Minnesota for not acknowledging these two tin-foil hat twittering twats with book purchases.

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PsycWench's avatar

On the ball, I see

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fuflans's avatar

looks like america quit sarah.

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