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"Double digits" means you need the fingers of both hands.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Soon I hope, I got a stack of old peso coins to throw.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's FOX math we're talking about. Reasonably, we could even assume they are including the digit after decimal point., as in 26.4% is TRIPLE DIGIT SUPPORT!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Girl, you are on fire these days!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And you know this how? WAIT, don't answer.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In Real America™, that homeschool math works. But in the Real World™, not so much.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I know! I thought he was against torture. Yet he foists Sarah Palin™ and her family on us.

PsycWench's avatar

One "author" tried to use scientific notation but was shouted down because anything scientific is the work of the devil.

PsycWench's avatar

This is the very best sentence ever written on the Internet, possibly excepting those in Barb's diatribe yesterday about the gay bulling advocate.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or the 1950's horror movie promotion: "Nurses will be on duty in the lobby!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Quitters quit.

You just can't explain it.

Fartknocker's avatar

I bet Bristol Brisket Thighs is probably re-thinking paying cash for that palace in Maricopa, AZ. If she would have taken out an ARM, she could just not pay the bill and default - since quitting seems to be so easy for that family.

Minus the 500 idiots in attendance, thank you remaining people of Minnesota for not acknowledging these two tin-foil hat twittering twats with book purchases.

fuflans's avatar

looks like america quit sarah.