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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

[In a sheriff's station, somewhere in American a brave sargent addresses the officers as they leave for their patrols]

"Ok, boys and girls. We've all heard the stories about the budget cuts and possible layoffs. We have some good news at last. This Sunday we will have a bumper crop of traffic tickets just waiting for us. Each one of you will come back with a least 10 citations or I'll know the reason why.

102415's avatar

I just heard that Jaime Oliver called SP a Fruit Loop. So that could be SPFruit Loop for the new twitter account or the name of her new private jet or the next grandkid.This is exciting news for me I love Fruit Loops.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_Rav9ijyyZk" target="_blank">laughing</a>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Why did the t-bagger cross the road?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"If a car is 17 feet long"...

What the fuck are these people all driving....Dodge Caravans? Escalades? Suburbans? No wonder this country is so fucked.

PubOption's avatar

East St Louis has got rid of most of their traffic signals, because they don't have the money to pay for the electricity. Maybe some of the teabaggers would like to move to this libertarian paradise?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So, proving once again, her followers are just as dumb as she is.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You are clearly referring to Ben Quayle's campaign ad where he began by saying the longest journey begins with a single step and concluded the we needed to just stop (spending). Go. Stop. They guy is a potatoe head.

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

I would just like to say that I have been seriously depressed for 2 weeks now, and these comments have made me feel a lot better.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you read that lemmings don't really do that? That they were herded over the cliff for the making of that nature movie?

I read it on the Internets - so it must be true...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Let's Roll...to a Stop.

Stand UP for America - by Sitting Down In Your Car.

Park your car - then lean on your horn.

IsweartoGod - you just can't make this stuff up...

schmannity's avatar

The following Wednesday is Eat a Booger for Sarah Day.