More details continue to emerge regarding the Great Big Palin Brawl of '14. We aren't going to go into all the various he-said/she-said/she-screeched-like-a-demented-hellbeast scenarios, but the basics are that a whole bunch of Palins got into a punching match with a number of lesser mortals at a Sept. 6 birthday party in Anchorage, apparently because Track Palin took exception to the presence of a former boyfriend of young Arbor Day Palin.
They were allegedly explicit and crude in their depictions of what they’d like to do with and to the ladies, expressing a desire to “bend them over on the lawn,” according to my source. Apparently the lawn was large enough to include places one could be “bent over.”
Sounds to me like they watched "The White Queen" too many times.
Bristol Palin's a brute, have you seen her? She won't let a bad word come between her For her family she'll fight She has a heck of a right But it's known that her left is much meaner.
Southpaw here myself. One of my secret regrets in life (and a source of shame) is that I never learned how to properly throw a punch, let alone fight with my fists. I can make punching motions with my fists, but they never look anything like the way they look in the movies. And the motion feels awkward as hell. I don't "hit like a girl" -- I punch like a kitty cat.
I've done some handwriting analysis of Bristol's signature to verify this, and guess what? All of Bristol's signatures are fakes. Inpaeach!!!!
To be honest, this whole clan has made me hear Dueling Banjos, all the way back to 1946, or whenever it was (it feels like a long time) Walnuts brought America our New Sweetheart.
They were allegedly explicit and crude in their depictions of what they’d like to do with and to the ladies, expressing a desire to “bend them over on the lawn,” according to my source. Apparently the lawn was large enough to include places one could be “bent over.”
Sounds to me like they watched "The White Queen" too many times.
"The Libety Bell".
"That there is like the Bayeux Tapestry of meth-fueled hillbilly grifter brawls."
I love you Wonkette. I really really love you.
Bristol Palin's a brute, have you seen her? She won't let a bad word come between her For her family she'll fight She has a heck of a right But it's known that her left is much meaner.
Dueling slide whistles.
Limo rednecks?
Southpaw here myself. One of my secret regrets in life (and a source of shame) is that I never learned how to properly throw a punch, let alone fight with my fists. I can make punching motions with my fists, but they never look anything like the way they look in the movies. And the motion feels awkward as hell. I don't "hit like a girl" -- I punch like a kitty cat.
Oh. Intercourse the møøse.
Devron nails it nicely: The whole Palin clan is "fueled by high-octane blend of narcissism, entitlement, and idiocy."
I've done some handwriting analysis of Bristol's signature to verify this, and guess what? All of Bristol's signatures are fakes. Inpaeach!!!!
You are as wise as Solomon
Oooh!
If Bristol Palin was whalin' only LEFT hooks are sailin'. So about punches and wailin', your sources are failin'!
To be honest, this whole clan has made me hear Dueling Banjos, all the way back to 1946, or whenever it was (it feels like a long time) Walnuts brought America our New Sweetheart.
I thought the panties just dissolved by themselves in the presence of a vet. Silly me.
Yes, and that's why you're being told to get out.
I'm so glad America accepted the challenge of making this clan rich and famous.