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Texas schoolbooks are being revised as we speak.

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Pretty much everything, at the moment.

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You forgot the part about the fetuses. Again.

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Yeah, but does Wikipedia have an entry for "round earth controversy" that they can revise?

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Yeah ... I think el Fistula is working pretty much at the high end of his intellectual capabilities here.

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From ConservaPUDia:<i> He is famous for riding from Boston to Lexington, Massachusetts with William Dawes on the night of April 18, 1775 ringing bells to warn the British that colonists would exercise their natural rights to both bear arms and use them in an effort secede from the United Kingdom in response to Big Government bullying and interfering with Colony's Rights[1]. Coincidentally, this also served to warn the minutemen the British were coming[Citation Needed].</i>

Ringing bells is a widely-accepted warning that colonists would exercise their 'natural rights to bear arms'? Thank goodness it also 'coincidentally' warned the Minuteman. Otherwise . . .

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British soldier #2: An woy in bloody 'ell did we 'ave to carry 'em all the way up here to Concord NH?

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I hope they lock up the "Concord NH" page, if it's not already too late.

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The important thing is that they'll point you to places where you can get "cured". (I think Bachmann's hubby runs one of these rackets.)

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But she's already a threat to the future!

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If the Republitards can insist that voters need photo IDs, why can't we insist that they pass an IQ test as well? Seriously -- which requirement is more likely to improve the whole system?

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But since the account is from a major US politician, Wikipedia is obliged to take note of it as an "documented" fact.

(I wish that was snark, but the SaraTards are actually making that argument on the Wikipedia discussion page.)

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All who are surprised, return to "Go". Do not collect $200.

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So now it's a "natural" right? I guess that's why God gave us trigger fingers.

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Well, it's that darned "gotcha history", doncha know? It's just chock full of liberal facts, waitin' to trip her up. Good thing her brain-dead zombie army is out there fixing history in the Wikipedia.

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