Grifter McPalin was supposedly going to have some fancy-pants dinner with Donald Trump, at one of his vulgar brass-trim New York apartments. But instead, she got a slice of pizza at some street-level pizza shop. Writes Daily Kos blogger "followyourbliss":
Weird. That's how I eat pizza. I thought it was part a neurotic compulsion I have to divide all my food in half, then half again until it's the width of three fork tines. But if Sarah Palin™eats pizza that way too, I must be a different kind of crazy.
And he negotiated the price. Here&#039;s the transcript:<blockquote>Excuse me. A dollar for a fuckin&#039; slice. Are you kidding? I could open a place next to you and sell a slice for 85 cents. You&#039;ll be out of business and giving blowjobs in alleys for booze money in a week, you fuck! Now lower the fucking price you cocksucker!
Now Palin. What the fuck will you fucking have, you whore?</blockquote> Ladies and gentlemen ... the Aristocrats.
&quot;Street pizza&quot; is an excellent methaphor for Duh Guv&#039;Nor. Herself.
Is this a new urban expression for what&#039;s left on the highway after a particularly messy wreck? In one of the photos I saw it looked like she hadn&#039;t buckled the strap on her brains bucket. That&#039;s a pretty good way to find out about Street Pizza...
$1 on St Marks. Why go to Rays?
If Duh Guv&#039;Nor had the sausage and pepperoni combo, that would explain the fire in her belly. Does it to me every time.
Is there such a thing as cheap pizza in Manhattan?
Weird. That&#039;s how I eat pizza. I thought it was part a neurotic compulsion I have to divide all my food in half, then half again until it&#039;s the width of three fork tines. But if Sarah Palin&trade;eats pizza that way too, I must be a different kind of crazy.
well, to be fair, she DID tell us about this:
<i>we&rsquo;ll meet a lot of great Americans and then I&rsquo;ll write about that... </i>
And he negotiated the price. Here&#039;s the transcript:<blockquote>Excuse me. A dollar for a fuckin&#039; slice. Are you kidding? I could open a place next to you and sell a slice for 85 cents. You&#039;ll be out of business and giving blowjobs in alleys for booze money in a week, you fuck! Now lower the fucking price you cocksucker!
Now Palin. What the fuck will you fucking have, you whore?</blockquote> Ladies and gentlemen ... the Aristocrats.
k33p it REAL w/pitsa&amp;T-rump;#wnktte jelus #SarahPalinUSA
Did they have the creme brulee funnel cakes for dessert?
&quot;But enough about me. Let&#039;s talk about you. What do YOU think of me?&quot;
&quot;Street pizza&quot; is an excellent methaphor for Duh Guv&#039;Nor. Herself.
Is this a new urban expression for what&#039;s left on the highway after a particularly messy wreck? In one of the photos I saw it looked like she hadn&#039;t buckled the strap on her brains bucket. That&#039;s a pretty good way to find out about Street Pizza...
PS: Watch that Grifter stuff!
I&rsquo;m guessing that Trump orders the pizza with lots of anchovies so he can have it all to himself.
Remember when Bull O&#039;Really? was surprised the folks up in Harlem were so polite and well-dressed and everything?
That conversation had to be a narcissistpalooza.