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This would be a terrific movie, but Sam Peckinpah or George Romero would have to direct.

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Spiritous distillates are generally involved.

That, and some people grow up in belligerent, aggressive homes and are taught that any violent, foul-mouthed behavior is justifiable as "defense of family."

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Depending on who's on guard duty, of course.

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Well, sure, but with a former VPOTUS candidate?

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No one is going to ask McCain about this. It would be disrespectful.

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Slow. Clap. Not enough upfists.

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I think you can get college credit if your p rating goes above 120. Talk to Trix.

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<i>Stand your Ground!</i>(Ground is a second cousin on Mama Grizzly's side.)

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Since there is no video of this historic event, should Comrade Wingtarddd attempt a re-enactment with some friends? I think so.

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Bad police work, they never even questioned Turf Palin.

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"Yakety Sex"

A.K.A later, at Bristol's booty call

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Still a better romance than Twilight.

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The hor....er.....

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I particularly like the incorrect use of "laying"

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Why do you suppose most of the Palin's "Ethnicity" boxes say "NOT OF HISPANIC ORIGIN" while many of the others are blank? Do you suppose they were very insistent about telling that to the officers?

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"After I spoke to DISHION, TODD PALIN came walking back'to the driveway confronting COREY asking him if he called his daughter a "bitch". WILLOW PALIN walked up and also got Involved flipping COREY off and getting loud. We eventually separated everyone and the PALIN family ended up leaving"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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