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diogenez's avatar

This would be a terrific movie, but Sam Peckinpah or George Romero would have to direct.

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malsperanza's avatar

Spiritous distillates are generally involved.

That, and some people grow up in belligerent, aggressive homes and are taught that any violent, foul-mouthed behavior is justifiable as "defense of family."

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malsperanza's avatar

Depending on who's on guard duty, of course.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, sure, but with a former VPOTUS candidate?

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bobbert's avatar

No one is going to ask McCain about this. It would be disrespectful.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Slow. Clap. Not enough upfists.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think you can get college credit if your p rating goes above 120. Talk to Trix.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Stand your Ground!</i>(Ground is a second cousin on Mama Grizzly's side.)

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Since there is no video of this historic event, should Comrade Wingtarddd attempt a re-enactment with some friends? I think so.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bad police work, they never even questioned Turf Palin.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Yakety Sex"

A.K.A later, at Bristol's booty call

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Still a better romance than Twilight.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The hor....er.....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I particularly like the incorrect use of "laying"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why do you suppose most of the Palin's "Ethnicity" boxes say "NOT OF HISPANIC ORIGIN" while many of the others are blank? Do you suppose they were very insistent about telling that to the officers?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"After I spoke to DISHION, TODD PALIN came walking back'to the driveway confronting COREY asking him if he called his daughter a "bitch". WILLOW PALIN walked up and also got Involved flipping COREY off and getting loud. We eventually separated everyone and the PALIN family ended up leaving"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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