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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think the most insane thing is, even if he had left rape alone and talked about something innocent like giving away free kittens, his logic is still horribly, horribly flawed because of a very basic mathematic error.

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The Quirk's avatar

I self-identify as the Messiah. You may all genuflect now.

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The Quirk's avatar

If 21st C medicine tries teaching kids that Pollution Is Bad, you can bet some civic minded Texan will argue against it!

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bobbert's avatar

Depository, dude.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I am the Queen of All Things Beige. And Cronuts.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

'Becky Berger, a self-identified “geologist and oil and gas professional” '

What a coincidence, I'm a self-identified "rocket surgeon and prima ballerina"

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>After all, this is a state where the 2012 Republican party platform opposed teaching critical thinking.</i>

Louis Gohmert wants to keep his job. Duh.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

OT and OMG and WTF: <a href="http://huff.to/1en4qHH" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://huff.to/1en4qHH">http://huff.to/1en4qHH</a>

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>The oil/gas industry drives our Great State’s economy and provides thousands of jobs — we must protect it.</i>

Yep -- Texas will still have its jobs. Even if there's no one alive on the planet to fill 'em...

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fuflans's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

words about 'oil and gas industry in texas'

vs.

david tennant dr who.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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fuflans's avatar

allons-y!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Texas does not need to rely on oil and natural gas for energy. There is an infinite amount of bovine biomass that is dropped every time Texans open their mouths that can be converted to electricity.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Followed by some interesting "promoted content", for a double dose of WTF.

In any event, the Refucklicans were asking for it . . . did you see how they were dressed?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Your fangirl interlude , brought to you by Tumblr. David Tennant !!!!! SQUEEEE!!!!! I'd do "science" to you any time, baby.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Yeah, she stalked the Hulk for a while. It didn't take long for even him to realize that she was a shallow, lying twat.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"If these textbooks are approved Texas’ oil/natural gas industry will eventually be destroyed. The oil/gas industry drives our Great State’s economy and provides thousands of jobs — we must protect it."</i>

This is the person who's going to "regulate" Texas's oil and gas industries? Sorry, Texas, but this is why the rest of the planet laughs at the One-Star State.

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