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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Scandalous! Worst halftime show in the history of the Super TABS!

Antifa Commander's avatar

Filth! Utter filth! And right here where the children can see it.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Banned In Florida schools!

tehbaddr's avatar

SEX ORGANS!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's why flowers were frowned upon and the emphasis were foliage plants in Victorian parlors.

Didn't want the young ladies to get all hot and bothered.

tehbaddr's avatar

IDNKT

The things you learn on this here Wonektte!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's basically the reason why we have colorful foliage plants like, such as Begonia rex cultorum hybrids that almost look like flowers all by themselves.

It's a whole subject. LOL

P.S.: I forgot a link to some pictures. Here's Logee's, for example: https://www.logees.com/collections/rex-begonias

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That reminds me of being a smol Bagels back in Germany. There were several different species of speedwell, and those were subject to some of my first taxonomic inquiries I remember. Thanks for the warm fuzzies, Martini! :D

schmannity's avatar

More pollen. Sigh.

Menotsure's avatar

I'd like to engage

About pistils and stamens

But I find it quite hard

I'm a poor floral layman.

PrimerGray's avatar

Ask the questions and you will receive the anthers.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The peduncles and receptacles

The style and the stigma

It's the enigma

The Wanderer's avatar

Naughty!

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Uh-oh! Now Dipshit's FCC will be investigating you and your sexy times gif.

"M"'s avatar

He won't

It's not in Spanish

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

It would need to be removed, posthaste.

Hey Trump, your pathetic Bob Rock Pedo show only had 5 million losers sliding up and down on your (miserably, small) post. While 125 million happy people danced and partied to the real Super Bowl Halftime show.

Feeling small(er) buddy? Get out yer tweezers!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I can teach you all German. They don't speak, read, or write it, but they'll find the sound comforting.

Michael's avatar
3hEdited

Träller denen mal Horst Wessel vor.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Wagner vielleicht?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Die haben den Horst auf endlos.

Michael's avatar

Das ist ihr eigenes Karma, mein bruder

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Zut alors! Good thing I'm out of reach in France, where that sort of thing is fully encouraged and where we puff Gauloises in the pollinated afterglow.

Internet Personae's avatar

We are all still young inside and still with you -

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Will no one THINK OF CHILDREN??!??!?"

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Ahem, well. My stars! This makes Georgia O’Keeffe paintings look tame.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh oh!! Flower porn!!

Pub Option's avatar

If the military doesn't buy coal, what will errant recruits have to whitewash?

Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

I know I'm late to the party - the time difference and oversleeping has me trying to catch up today.

I had a (paranoid?) thought to something that was referenced in Jon Ossofs' excellent speech about stealing the ballots in Georgia. We know the naranja hitler is determined to rewrite history and claim he won the 2020 election but to what purpose does he perseverate on this? Yes his demented ego won't accept losing (anything) but what if he is also laying the ground for breaking the rule of law for term limits for presidents? As in "well I actually won 2020 so America owes me four more years?

And now I hate myself for thinking this...aaargh!

Robert Eckert's avatar

Pete Hegseth is very good at his job, apparently, and also “99 Luftballons.”

Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr, gibt es auch kein Feuerwehr (end of 99 Luftballons: There's no more Minister of War, and also no Fire Department)

Erika's avatar

I am old enough to remember Up With People! My mom loved them so much she had a few of them stay with us (That's what they did. They toured around and stayed at people's homes, instead of hotels). We had their album, and they did the Super Bowl.

Thanks for unlocking this memory. :)

Babe Paley's avatar

Y'all might make fun, but I really loved Up With People back in the day, and wanted to join them. I thought it would be fun performing and traveling and meeting different people.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I can’t wait until Pedo converts our entire naval fleet over to coal. Including the jets. It’s going to be great! Think of how much stronger our sailors will be after spending 24/7 shoveling coal.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s pretty absurd that one family has held a monopoly on traffic at such a critical border crossing.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Fuck Valentine's Day. Friday the Thirteenth is my real girlfriend.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

So, I see quite a few Europeans implicated in the Epstein files have resigned and face investigations of various types.

Might I suggest they think about Maduro-ing our corrupt, traitorous, pedophile president, since that’s now apparently a thing that can be done to other countries’ presidents.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

The military needs coal to power their $10,000 toilets.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Oh, so sad for Jeff Tiedrich!

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

After yesterday's hearing, it really feels like the scriptwriters are off their meds. Has this administration jumped the shark? Maybe.

Resource NW's avatar

Pammy Jo just needs to show the convicted felon she can follow the script and be meanest firstest. Then she can keep her job.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

This is the kind of tabs that makes you laugh and then immediately sigh into your coffee. Pam Bondi yelling like volume is a legal argument, Pete Hegseth accidentally reenacting 99 Luftballons, Pride flags getting yanked, and democracy held together by people saying “nah” and walking out. It’s absurd, infuriating, and somehow still funny because the alternative is screaming into the void. Appreciate Wonkette for doing the public service of documenting the chaos without pretending it’s normal or asking us to clap politely.