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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Scandalous! Worst halftime show in the history of the Super TABS!

Antifa Commander's avatar

Filth! Utter filth! And right here where the children can see it.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Banned In Florida schools!

tehbaddr's avatar

SEX ORGANS!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's why flowers were frowned upon and the emphasis were foliage plants in Victorian parlors.

Didn't want the young ladies to get all hot and bothered.

tehbaddr's avatar

IDNKT

The things you learn on this here Wonektte!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That's basically the reason why we have colorful foliage plants like, such as Begonia rex cultorum hybrids that almost look like flowers all by themselves.

It's a whole subject. LOL

P.S.: I forgot a link to some pictures. Here's Logee's, for example: https://www.logees.com/collections/rex-begonias

Bagels of Doom's avatar

That reminds me of being a smol Bagels back in Germany. There were several different species of speedwell, and those were subject to some of my first taxonomic inquiries I remember. Thanks for the warm fuzzies, Martini! :D

schmannity's avatar

More pollen. Sigh.

Menotsure's avatar

I'd like to engage

About pistils and stamens

But I find it quite hard

I'm a poor floral layman.

PrimerGray's avatar

Ask the questions and you will receive the anthers.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The peduncles and receptacles

The style and the stigma

It's the enigma

The Wanderer's avatar

Naughty!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Uh-oh! Now Dipshit's FCC will be investigating you and your sexy times gif.

"M"'s avatar

He won't

It's not in Spanish

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

It would need to be removed, posthaste.

Hey Trump, your pathetic Bob Rock Pedo show only had 5 million losers sliding up and down on your (miserably, small) post. While 125 million happy people danced and partied to the real Super Bowl Halftime show.

Feeling small(er) buddy? Get out yer tweezers!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I can teach you all German. They don't speak, read, or write it, but they'll find the sound comforting.

Michael's avatar

Träller denen mal Horst Wessel vor.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Wagner vielleicht?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Die haben den Horst auf endlos.

Michael's avatar

Das ist ihr eigenes Karma, mein bruder

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Zut alors! Good thing I'm out of reach in France, where that sort of thing is fully encouraged and where we puff Gauloises in the pollinated afterglow.

Internet Personae's avatar

We are all still young inside and still with you -

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Will no one THINK OF CHILDREN??!??!?"

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I cannot like that, but I can agree wholeheartedly and disgustedly.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Ahem, well. My stars! This makes Georgia O’Keeffe paintings look tame.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Oh oh!! Flower porn!!

lisaaug's avatar

Political speechwriters, close your laptops. The speech of the year has been written and delivered.

BlueSpot's avatar

Every once in a while Governor Stitt does the right shit. Got to acknowledge when he gets things right.

Viole Falusche's avatar

OT: Wikipedia, to which I give dineroi every year, is once in a while hilarious. Heading the On This Day section today one finds, "February 12: Lincoln's Birthday in some parts of the United States." Is Daylight Saving behind this? What's his birthday in other parts of the US?

Demodocus's avatar

An email from my blue-dot school district today that I'm happy to see:

"This morning, a group of [...] High students participated in a peaceful walkout during the school day to voice their opposition to the current administration's immigration policies.

When students express interest in organizing a demonstration, our priority is to work with student organizers to help ensure the safety of all students and to make the event as minimally disruptive to the school day as possible. School administrators coordinated with students in advance and were present throughout the event to monitor and support student safety. We are also grateful for the assistance of the [...]Police Department in helping to ensure a safe and orderly environment.

We support our students' desire to be civically engaged and to express their perspectives in a respectful manner. At the same time, regular attendance policies remain in effect. Any student who left the building to participate in the walkout will be marked unexcused for the class time missed, in accordance with District policy.

We appreciate your partnership in encouraging safe, respectful, and responsible student engagement."

G-7 in Space's avatar

"From the comments, this is super DUPER cool. Underground Railroad found in wardrobe dresser."

The sad thing about this is this stuff is making a comeback....

I am Dr Wisdom's avatar

There's no yelling in the War Room.

3FingerPete's avatar

Yes, the US Navy needs more coal-fired steamships.

Runfastandwin's avatar

"Wouldn’t it be nice if the White House Press Corps took a lesson from that?" surely you jest and don't call me Shirley.

Demodocus's avatar

You know you're a parent of school children in the US when you have a brief thought that you're kind of glad the eldest goes to the *other* middle school in town (a program he needs is only there), because school shootings.

pskbh's avatar

Ooof. Crying 😢.

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Via HuffPost "The Trump administration on Wednesday fired the U.S. attorney chosen to replace John Sarcone, a nominee of President Donald Trump who was found to be serving in the position unlawfully. Donald Kinsella received an email from the White House, within hours of being appointed as U.S. attorney in the Northern District of New York by federal judges in the state, saying he was being removed from the role.

“Judges don’t pick U.S. Attorneys, [Trump] does," Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche wrote on X, formerly Twitter. "You are fired, Donald Kinsella."

Kinsella told The New York Times he would discuss the matter with district judges on Thursday and proceed accordingly."

Karen Scofield's avatar

Waking up with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Can we talk about ice dancing at the Olympics yesterday? The couple from Spain were good but they were definitely not as good as the American couple. I felt so bad for them. They were robbed of a gold medal. There. I feel better now that is off my chest.

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“By the time she faced her first oversight hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Pam Bondi had become a person she never really wanted to be” - The Atlantic

Pardon my French but fuck that article making her seem like some poor victim of circumstance. She could quit any time. She clearly loves where she ended up.

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Pam Bondi's voice could remove barnacles from the hull of a ship.

Weddingduck's avatar

Scrub Mommy, with extra bristles