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tarjetondigitall's avatar

Reading about Pam Bondi putting that “Real Lawyer” sticker on Lindsey Halligan’s head was both funny and oddly symbolic—it really highlights how public perception and credibility can play out in unexpected ways. I found it interesting how something so small can make such a big statement. It actually reminded me of **Tarjeton IMSS**, where clear identification and official recognition matter too—jab systems are trustworthy and organized, logon ko pata hota hai ke kaun verified hai aur kaun nahi. Do you think these public gestures really change people’s opinions, or are they more for show? https://tarjetondigitall.com.mx/

Linda Copeland's avatar

If Bondi has retroactive superpowers, why isn't she using them to undo the nonprosecution agreement for Epstein's co-conspirators that Alex Acosta signed? She should be going after them the with the full force of the DOJ.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. This maladministration is about as serious as the kids on the school bus giving each other cootie shots, but those kids were better and smarter in every way than Lindsey Halligan. Bondi has so much for which to answer. I don't believe that will ever happen, but a girl can dream.

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

You just can't beat the Liberty University School for Lawyerin' graduates!

Deborah V's avatar

Maybe now she’ll retroactively win that beauty pageant.

Tom65's avatar

Watching the returns!

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Pam Bondi’s theology of law feels a lot like indulgences for the MAGA age. Pay for your sins in paperwork and poof, innocence, retroactively.

Halligan’s résumé now reads like a child’s sticker book. Each new “title” slapped on to hide the crayon scribbles underneath.

Jon M's avatar

As opposed to Jack Smith, because Special Counsel is fake treason witch hunt corruption.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Bad people...Sun....Fuck off into....et al....

Sojourner Truth's avatar

"Ratified"??

Like, she sacrificed some vermin in a Midnight Mass?

AJ Milne's avatar

Was gonna do a bit about her being turned into a rat.

(... but this is would be redundant for anyone working for Drumpf I guess.)

Thixotropickle's avatar

SPECIAL ASS ATTORNEY IN SOMEBODY'S POCKET

[With all apologies to Pretenders]

I got ass in a pocket

I got bottle blonde, I'm gonna use it

Bad intention, I feel invented

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Got motion, fascist devotion

Been lawyering, indictment leaning

No reason, just Daddy Trump pleasing

Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Gonna use my brians, gonna use my legals

Gonna use my hairstyle, gonna use my Bondi

Gonna use my crossed fingers,

Gonna use my, my, my

Imagination

'Cause I gonna make you not see

There's lots of other idiots here,

mostly Donnieblonde like me

I'm special (special) lawyer

So special (special) lawyer

I gotta have some of your lawfare, give it to me

RRJKR's avatar

"Special Attorney" As in an attorney with who is mentally challenged or has a severe learning impairment disability?

innocentbystander's avatar

This all sounds like the opposite of Double Secret Probation.

Hank Napkin's avatar

And the expiry date?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So have they ruled on this already?