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Vic's avatar

So trashy, Pam Gone-Dee. I'm surprised she didn't have a cigarette butt dangling from her lips the whole time she cosplayed "office." A true Florida Person. Ick.

Menotsure's avatar

"This poor woman was dumped by the side of the road by her master and is now jobless and a laughingstock in her profession. For only $19.00/month , that's $.66/day, you can contribute to putting her back on her feet. Won't you please help her refind her special purpose?"

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JR's avatar

He better troll up another female AG, like maybe Habba or Halligan? Because imagine any male AG sitting in a hearing not turning around to apologize to Epstein victims or yollerin' How Dare You at Jamie Raskin. The optics just catastrophic. We could hope it'd be one of these 2 dopes for comic effect, even worse than Pam.

Menotsure's avatar

(Box wine drools off stage)

Tetman Callis's avatar

Donnie told her to send in Army Group Steiner and she did not do that, so clearly, she had to go.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Lawyers fought the law, and the law won. Details at 6:00.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Lee Zeldin is a POS and I don't mean point of sale. Which oligarch is going to give Pam a private sector job? Unclear.

JR's avatar

Elon, Bezos, Zuckerborg, Cook, Altman, would be front-runners, among many others. Most likely one of the big ballroom donors, or Big Defense, Big Oil, Big Pharma... She'll be hotly courted by many.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Calling him a POS is actually being too kind.

tegrat's avatar

Gotta say Dear Leader really doesn't have a very deep bench to pick new players from, seems to just be recycling the poor hacks who are left.

Vic's avatar

Imagine having so little self-respect and so few prospects, with nothing to offer -- that you have to take a job working for Donald "John" Trump. Good way to proclaim your badge of unemployability.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Kangaroo courts, that's what they need.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Lol, and what will they be when they are inevitably revised downward WaPo? And where is the obligatory BUT RECESSION IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!! subhead that you ran after every single Biden economic report?

U.S. economy created 178,000 jobs in March, a strong gain for labor market

The March jobs report marks the first major release of economic data reflecting the period after the start of the Iran war, which has weighed on households and businesses.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

But if you add in the nearly 100K jerbs lost the month before, that's more than a quarter million more! Maths is easy!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

she will be “moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration.”

Then why did she ask to keep working until the summer?

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"Oh gosh, people come and go so quickly here!' -- Dorothea

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Later, Bondi would ask Trump if she could keep her job until the summer.

I love this part.

Cincinnatus's avatar

I don't hold the animosity to the NYT many do, but for them to publish that Blanche "won" two cases dismissed only because Trump was re-elected, is just wrong:

NYT, yesterday: "It was Mr. Blanche who defended Mr. Trump in three of the four criminal cases he was facing, losing one to the Manhattan district attorney’s office but effectively winning two against the special counsel Jack Smith. Mr. Blanche’s ties to Mr. Trump only grew stronger during the two cases Mr. Smith brought against him, one accusing Mr. Trump of seeking to overturn the 2020 election and the other charging him with illegally holding onto classified documents after he left office in 2021.

Those two cases, which Mr. Smith was forced to dismiss after Mr. Trump was re-elected, were not just victories for Mr. Blanche."

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/us/politics/todd-blanche-attorney-general-trump.html

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

They massage their words like the finest concubine.

SethTriggs's avatar

If Kamala Harris were going through Attorneys General like toilet paper (because remember, the pricktator went through several in the first Maladministration), what do you think would be happening to her right now? What kind of inferences do you think MSM, and all kind of pundits left and right would be drawing about her right now?

Food for thought.

(Edited to fix grammar)

Militant Agnostic's avatar

psst.... *Attorneys General

SethTriggs's avatar

I originally wrote that and miscorrected that. So I have self-owned.

What A Debacle's avatar

Wait!?

Pammy Jojo is "transitioning"?

I think we found the problem here.