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First off she is ugly and foreign. What is an egyptican american?? You cannot be both, its one or the other! She is a moslem hater of jews, that is what she is.

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as in, "dude...you totally got dogwhistled"?

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Good lord...it can't be a seller's market, can it?

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Given her breathless stench, I'd say she is farting and re-panting.

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Catherine the Great is rolling in her grave.

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Or, "Mustafa you fuck the white devil out of me?"

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Do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first Brownie.

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At an undisclosed place, at an undisclosed time, an unnamed friend made bumper-stickers that said, "I have a tiny dick...that's why I need a HUMMER" and pasted them on ever H2 and H3 she could find.

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Gah...this reminds me back on the old Plastic where AS2000 was a frequent commenter. Of course, at the time I thought AS2000 was a dude. Other than her name being "Pamela", I'm still not sure.

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Ted! Is that you?

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I thought of this as soon as I saw the line, "awkwardly poking at each other".

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Hell, 40 days isn't enough for her.

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It's easy to think that until Bryan Fischer's incessant yapping of "look at me! I'm a fucking disgusting bigot too! I can hate with the best of them! Listen listen listen I'll say something stomach-turningly grotesque about gay people if you'll just look at me! Listen to me!" eventually manages once more to penetrate the defenses you've carefully cultivated against it impinging on your consciousness.

And then your client, whose business is <em>entirely</em> dependent on government revenues, calls up and you hear Rush Limbaugh on the radio in the background.

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But a crazy person taking a shit on the subway platform doesn't even get a second look.

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If you hope to take down a large black & white poster, you need a roller and a can of Benjamin Moore, not some weak-assed hobby-shop spray can.

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I think the concept that they might ever have to explain why they're arresting people probably hadn't occurred to them before. NYPD, after all.

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