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gullywompr's avatar

You know who ELSE was an uncontrollable farter?

Yes, true story, look it up. The similarities just keep on a-mountin'!

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

I predict Rump is so angry about this that he scares off 10 percent of Republicans. They will vote for RFKJR instead. Biden has a good shot, if he can stay healthy.

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

Sounds like she started crying because Rumps lawyer was hinting that she got her job as a payoff for sexual services as well.

Perhaps he hoped the reminder would shut her up?

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

In a rare moment of self reflection J Kush chose to not walk the red carpet, pretending he wasn't as thirsty for attention as his wife, PAB's dream date.

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Karen's avatar

He looks much more like a real boy with some scruff! I thought Ivanka looked good too. Being away from daddy is good for her.

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Veggie Girl's avatar

You mean her endless rounds of plastic surgery, dental surgery, freshened-up fake boobs, daily professional hair colorist/stylist and makeup artist, her professional trainer, chef, maids, nannies, assistants, chauffeur, her closet stuffed with $15,000 clothes and $10,000 handbags, all while yachting around the world? You're saying that looks good on her? Well, ok, yeah....she looks great.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Cry more, Hope-less.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

TFG just keeps losing all his friends.

Sad. Weak. Poop.

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Vic's avatar

Trash Dump has had exactly one friend his entire life: Roy Cohn. Yes. That Roy Cohn. Whom Tiny Hands betrayed in the end.

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Fred's avatar

Friends?

Re

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Assumes friends not in evidence

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Nemo's avatar

Steamed his trou then. Any reports on the toxic vapors released due to the poisonous farts?

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Tecolote's avatar

She used to walk around with that smug, cat-ate-the-canary smile. Look at me--I'm a top adviser to the president of the United States! But now that it's come out that working for PAB meant sitting in rooms with the likes of David Pecker and Michael Cohen, doing sleazy deals, well, the bloom is off the rose, and it's all out there in the open for all to see. No wonder she was crying.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The question also presents itself, how close do you have to get to his lower regions when you are pressing his pants while he is wearing them?

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

She's another person that sort of turned on PAB but weaseled out by pretending some good that came from his administration wasn't accidental.

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I am wondering about using a steamer on clothing that a person is wearing. Surely that's too hot?

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Vic's avatar

Trash Dump's tacky, ill-fitting suits are so big, the trousers are like tents around his disgusting appendages.

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Nah, just Stinky...

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I wouldn't recommend that, how long could it take to take the article of clothing off, 10 minutes? (insert $10 banana meme)

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William Donnell's avatar

(in my best Brando voice) Insert it into what?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

(in my next-best Brando voice) The horror...the...horror...

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William Donnell's avatar

Oh, my.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Uh. This is a guy who thought drinking bleach and shoving an ultraviolet light into your body through the back door would be a good thing.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

His diaper insulated him even then.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Since there is always a chance for one juror, one more legal Mulligan, and extra deference, let's work on what we CAN control.

Check your voter registration, check it twice.

There are Republicans up and down the ballot to be defeated. If we want to preserve the gains we've made this year despite the suboptimal Congress, let's upgrade that Congress this fall. And the biggest prize of all, President Klan Robe. No matter what he'll be on the ballot and the fascists want him.

Mount up!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Exactly. The Germans put Hitler and his Nazi putsch buddies in jail and that only made more Nazis. Then and now, they are like cockroaches, you have to get them at the source. You beat these Nazis at the ballot box, that kills 'em.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Hitler was treated with kid gloves, as was his movement. He was sentenced to a prison term at a cushy castle prison, and only served a fraction of his sentence.

If the Weimar authorities had treated Hitler a bit more seriously, there may never have been a ballot-box for him.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"...Nobody’s ever had that before, and we don’t like it, it’s not fair!” It's truly amazing how many things in Trump's life have never happened to anybody before.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Lol, we used to laugh about various bureaucratic snafus in the Army that way: "No one ever married a fellow service member before!"

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I've known 6 year-olds who didn't use the "It's not fair" line so much.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

My impression, after watching this shit all day on MSNBC, is that Hope Hicks is either suffering from Stockholm Syndrome (maybe recovering or in remission at this point), or she is scared for her life. ¿Por qué no los dos?

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Paulomatic's avatar

There is a third alternative. Entitled Princess.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I'm going with door number 3.

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Inforia's avatar

Ewww.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Ewww."

I recall a bit from back in the 80s in the National Lampoon where the author stated that after anything anyone one else said to you, you could reply: "So's my dick," and it would make sense as a reply.

I think we have a new winner these days.

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Batty Cat's avatar

One crazy juror, who will derail the whole thing and then be interviewed by Jordan Klepper or TYT. It'll sound like this:

JK: So he's innocent?

Juror #7: Well...

JK: I mean, you voted not to convict, so he didn't do it, right?

Juror #7: No. He did it. He's just not guilty.

JK: But he did it.

Juror #7: ...yes

JK: But he's not guilty.

Juror #7: Right.

JK: But he did it.

Juror #7: Well...he did SOMETHING. I don't think they proved nothin'. But he...maybe he did something. But Hillary did more - there were calls to lock her up - and she wasn't stopped from being president.

JK: She wasn't president though. And, she wasn't indicted for anything.

Juror #7: Just proves...y'know, the corruption.

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Paulomatic's avatar

I am already worn out by the "one crazy juror" narrative.

The verdict doesn't matter. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

What matters is the testimony.

OJ was acquitted. Do you know anyone who thought he was innocent?

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Batty Cat's avatar

No. But I know a fistful of people who would have elected him mayor of LA.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"...a fistful of people..."

"Wristwatch. Crisco." ~ Frank Zappa, "Broken Hearts are for Aszholes."

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Paulomatic's avatar

Unnecessary comment.

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Batty Cat's avatar

Yeah, well...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I did like the "fist" bit.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

just get the testimony out there, verdict will matter, but facts will be damning … keeping it in the papers will prolly convince fence-sitters … we voters are the final jurors …

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Batty Cat's avatar

Take a look at that man. Recall the things he's done (or been accused of having done) since 2015...no...since 1981. And none of it has made an ounce of difference. He's been fined for libel, for a civil conviction over sexual assault and business fraud. He told people to inject themselves with bleach to cure covid. He has been bankrupt 5 times, palled around w gangsters, cheated on every wife...thumbed his nose at every decent institution in the free world (while propping up every tinhorn dictator that passes into view).

Everyone of his past advisors (including the few who DIDN'T go to prison) have publicly denounced him. His own niece is begging us to keep him in his box.

So my question: What fucking facts will be, at long last, damning?? Go on, I'll wait.

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Paulomatic's avatar

You'll be waiting until November 5, but you'll get there.

In the meantime we'll be having fun.

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Batty Cat's avatar

He may lose in November, but this trial isn't moving the needle. And if this if fun for you...I dunno

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Tessie's avatar

::Krusty the Klown voice:: IS IT A CRIME TO BREAK THE LAW??

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DemoCat's avatar

Hope Hicks carried water for Trump and his thugs with a smile and dated Rob Porter, the wife-beater sociopath who was somehow too Alpha Male for the House of MAGA. So her beauty is truly skin deep.

I wish we could hear the exchange between Trump and his ghoul gang when they made the sad decision to sack Porter when his ex-wife posted pictures of her beaten face. I would bet the ‘ol’ homestead that Trump said or thought, “we all know that feeling of needing to pop your wife in the chops when she’s being a real bitch, but the optics are making Poppy look bad. He looks good by comparison. Make sure Rob lands with a quiet, high-paying job doing the terrible things we all like.”

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mvario's avatar

Melania would have been there... But she had to wash her hair.

https://youtu.be/qr3wH4u4xus

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Knew it!

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