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Poly_Ester's avatar

To paraphrase President Chump, "pocket veto, pocket pardon. They're the same thing."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"This is nothing more than an academic debate." Sure. And after he does pardon himself, this will be nothing less than a fait accompli.

ScottGoode's avatar

Is that the baker from the SC case?

Red Richmond's avatar

Species reassignment surgery will be meet with love and acceptance. Except for Paul Ryan, who we're still refusing to accept as a vertebrate.

george lastrapes's avatar

This is no planet for honest men...

RickyG's avatar

"I beg your pardon,I never promised you a Rose Garden" 🎼(Vlad did that - allegedly)

Bad Buddhist's avatar

As a native Texan I honestly don’t know. But there ARE an incredible amount of of truly ignorant fucking assholes here.

Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

Given that Texas ranks very high in rates of obesity and diabetes and that both of those things cause limp-dickness, I'd guess - empathy?

LunaMoonstone's avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can only get a pardon if you’ve been convicted/plead guilty to a crime, correct?

If that’s true, then we need to get every Republican on record now asking if they’ll impeach Trump if he pardons himself. Yes or no answers only.

Khavrinen's avatar

Republicans giving yes or no answers?

Never happen.

puredog's avatar

"So integrity. Much intellectual honest."Ted Cruz in a nutshell.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

*recorded message*

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puredog's avatar

"Mardon me, padame -- this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet?"