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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I like that spelling.It's got "ew" in it!

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Poly_Ester's avatar

To paraphrase President Chump, "pocket veto, pocket pardon. They're the same thing."

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

"This is nothing more than an academic debate." Sure. And after he does pardon himself, this will be nothing less than a fait accompli.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Now, who does he remind us of ... ?

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ScottGoode's avatar

Is that the baker from the SC case?

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Red Richmond's avatar

Species reassignment surgery will be meet with love and acceptance. Except for Paul Ryan, who we're still refusing to accept as a vertebrate.

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george lastrapes's avatar

This is no planet for honest men...

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RickyG's avatar

"I beg your pardon,I never promised you a Rose Garden" 🎼(Vlad did that - allegedly)

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Bad Buddhist's avatar

As a native Texan I honestly don’t know. But there ARE an incredible amount of of truly ignorant fucking assholes here.

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Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

Given that Texas ranks very high in rates of obesity and diabetes and that both of those things cause limp-dickness, I'd guess - empathy?

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can only get a pardon if you’ve been convicted/plead guilty to a crime, correct?

If that’s true, then we need to get every Republican on record now asking if they’ll impeach Trump if he pardons himself. Yes or no answers only.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Republicans giving yes or no answers?

Never happen.

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puredog's avatar

"So integrity. Much intellectual honest."Ted Cruz in a nutshell.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

*recorded message*

"We're experiencing technical difficulties."

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puredog's avatar

"Mardon me, padame -- this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet?"

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