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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm with you. If you're going to sue me, let it be for the true fact that I called bullshit on your dumb ass, not for your made-up butthurt bullshit.

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malsperanza's avatar

Ah well, Christianity is a religion based largely on the comedy stylings of St. Paul, who never met Jesus and therefore found it easy to make all kinds of wacky shit up about the guy. The more unhinged the claims, the greater the persuasive power: if something makes absolutely no sense and is not even the tiniest bit plausible, then it can only be accepted through pure faith. Hence, facts, rationality, and proof are signs of lack of faith, and are the devil's inventions. As that nice Friar Torquemada used to say, "If I hadn't believed it with my own mind, I never would have seen it."

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malsperanza's avatar

Wait til they find out who Norman Rockwell voted for in 1948 because Truman, Dewey, and Henry Wallace were too conservative.

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malsperanza's avatar

Already did: <a href="http://www.gannett-cdn.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/b6079aaece5e03101...">http://www.gannett-cdn.com/...

(Dan Backer: lead attorney in McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission)

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malsperanza's avatar

And then there's the salisbury steak...

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

You fucked up, Perez family. If you had named her "Jabriella" she could've been the 20th Duggar.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or recover your legal costs when some famewhoring fucknut drags you to court for no good reason...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not counting their parents, obvs.

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Jared James's avatar

Those are crab apples. They ran out of horse chestnuts.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, there is no doubt that there were crucifixions.

That particular one, well...

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bobbert's avatar

Sure, they <i>call</i> it steak...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"He sent a letter to Seminole schools on Friday requesting video footage from the school."

a) Look up FERPA, you legal dumbass. b) Even if video existed, that's all that would be there. Video. Most school surveillance systems outside of the ones on school buses don't have an audio pickup. So all you <em>might</em> be able to prove is that an adult talked to her. You would have no evidence of what actually was said.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

No doubt these folks will be first in line to defend the Muslins when they pull out their mats and start praying 5 times a day next to their lil' pumpkin...

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artem1s's avatar

yes, 6 thousand kinds of awesome, that phrase. hope i can remember it for later.

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Jared James's avatar

Calling a lying dickbag Christian a Christian of the dickbag variety who is lying is like calling a racist dickbag a dickbag of the racist variety: <b>terrible Leftist Alinskypression!</b>

Hashtag BENGHAZIIIIIII!!!!eleventy-one!

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