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Although it doesn't matter much what grades you got in sophomore year if you had to drop out as a junior to raise junior.

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Isn't that what most of the parents are already thinking about themselves anyway?

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It's a classic Catch-22, in the absence of a Congressionally-sponsored study showing evidence of a link, Congress will not sponsor a study to see whether there's evidence of a link.

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Won't the kids need <em>more</em> drugs to make up for the lack of teacher attention?

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Never tried eyeballing it, but snorting it sure as hell stung.

I believe that was the occasion when I ended up thanking my friend Phil for getting me home, only to discover that he was too wasted to help anyone else and it was a couple of <em>his</em> friends got me back to my room.

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Well, someone's got to go to school to keep those janitors in jobs.

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You can get it just fine, but you have to show your license and you can't buy more than 3.6 grams of pseudoephedrine in a day or 7.5 grams in 30 days. Sudafed's 30mg per tablet, so that's 120 tabs a day or 250 a month. Seems like that's probably plenty for cramming purposes as long as you don't plan a weeks-long binge.

My wife has chronic congestion issues and phenylephrine does nothing for her, so we're frequent customers.

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Well, <em>Desoxyn</em> = meth, literally, and is FDA approved for ADHD, so, <em>very</em> much like that.

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How I long for the days when teens just used drugs to get high...

That's why I use them. Maybe I'm just old fashioned....

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Better SATs through chemistry.

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Who knew there were actually kids who were trying to do better in school?

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I can't look at the word "baby" now without thinking of Justin Bieber. Thanks, Wonkette.