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Kevin Morin's avatar

The party of More Guns 4 Everyone & No Obama Care 4 Anyone is concerned about the safety of the American people. Not enough eye-roll smilies in the world...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Ted Kaczinski Iibalsz.

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Any hope of "We only get togther like this once a year, let's not spoil it with divisive talk"?

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I have to say, I cannot wait for this issue to be discussed at the next GOP debate- the Demos got asked about it right after the attacks and calmly discussed it. Wingnuts I expect will be in full pants shitting mode and will be working hard to outdo each other in poop production...I'm guessing Trump's policy idea will be to deport them all to Messico and build a YOOOOGE wall with a BEEEAUTIFUL door between the US and Canada as well. Yes Ben Carson, anyone who disagrees with your idea of logic has a small brain because you're so smrt. Now you can get back to writing that forward for the next printing of "the 5000 Year Leap" by a guy who was so crazy the John Birch Society said to him, "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" :head desks:

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Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush say we should only let Christians in as refugees- assumes they've never actually read their bibbles. Also, Mike Huckabee is giving Ted Nugent a run for his money as the single most loathsome figure on the right....

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Werewolf's avatar

Nah, that's from the ni(clang!)-lovin' Joo Communists.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

My niece is having difficulty bringing in her husband, and he's married to a US citizen, white, english-speaking, collage educated... I suspect he's not christian, but has probably been to church, and may even have been educated at a church school (wacky Brits). She moved here a year ago. She did the application in January, and it's only in the past month that he got the go ahead for part two in the process (the interview). I don't know if he's been screened for Daesh cooties yet.

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Cluckservative?

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Epsilon minus semi-morons is the classic term, I think.Not that I'd use something so scathing. But I'd really, really, really want to.

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Are those green ones gid? For, um, night protests, you know.

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So, bacon is like kryptonite for muslim terrorists with superpowers?

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Well, I have seen Bunny in a while, so it's good.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I've suddenly realised ...

Real scholars of biblical texts reckon the sin for which Sodom was punished was - inhospitality

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ill-eagle alien of death metal.

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So, the rest of the army is women and children?

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So, you're saying that after the next debate there will be lots of compost and we can grow some flowers?

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