Now that Fox News has admitted it completely made up a series of stories about supposed "no go zones" in France and England -- districts where the police and other officials supposedly leave local Muslims to run things on their own and create little islands of Sharia where no non-Muslim dare enter -- the mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, says she's
I believe these no-go zones exist and are starting to spread even to this country. Even in the Philly area there are "Muslim only" zones where outsiders must follow Sharia Law. I'm not familiar with the law, but luckily I have a friend named Shakur, a rather large African-American fellow, who helps me through these dangerous areas. You see, being an infidel, I'm told I could be killed and eaten if I did not have a Muslim spirit guide to lead me through the laws of the zone.
First, I must pay the infidel tax to even be allowed to enter. Shak helps me out by collecting these fees and making sure they get to the right parties. After that, of course, I must follow all of the arcane laws of the zone. As Shak says, "You're not in America anymore". The circumcision ritual was difficult, but I've finally healed up pretty good. I still don't understand why they had to video tape, but I guess they needed some kind of ceremonial record. It must have been a pretty religious thing, because a bunch of people who were watching exclaimed "Holy Shiite" a bunch of times.
I have to give them my wife this weekend because, as it was explained to me, a man cannot be alone with a woman who is not his wife unless there are at least three other men in the room and one of them has a camera. All of the men involved have to be Muslim, so I can't be there. It's just as well though, because this is probably be a good time to get caught up on getting the full-body waxing and the coffee colonic.
I'm telling you, this is a very strict religion.
The poll the jury to find out if anyone is looking for a good time.
How dumb is Faux News? When the Mayor said "See you in court!" Rupert grabbed his tennis racket.
The guy who invented "Freedom Fries?"
Isn't there a Paris, Texas? Last week I was in Frisco.
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If it&#039;s not a lie, it&#039;s not Faux News.
Looks like Fox News really pissed off those cheese eating surrender monkeys this time. Viva la France!
To quote Daffy Duck: &quot;You have insult me! We shall meet on the field of onions!&quot;
For Fox viewers, all of France has been a no-go zone since 2003.
I believe these no-go zones exist and are starting to spread even to this country. Even in the Philly area there are &quot;Muslim only&quot; zones where outsiders must follow Sharia Law. I&#039;m not familiar with the law, but luckily I have a friend named Shakur, a rather large African-American fellow, who helps me through these dangerous areas. You see, being an infidel, I&#039;m told I could be killed and eaten if I did not have a Muslim spirit guide to lead me through the laws of the zone.
First, I must pay the infidel tax to even be allowed to enter. Shak helps me out by collecting these fees and making sure they get to the right parties. After that, of course, I must follow all of the arcane laws of the zone. As Shak says, &quot;You&#039;re not in America anymore&quot;. The circumcision ritual was difficult, but I&#039;ve finally healed up pretty good. I still don&#039;t understand why they had to video tape, but I guess they needed some kind of ceremonial record. It must have been a pretty religious thing, because a bunch of people who were watching exclaimed &quot;Holy Shiite&quot; a bunch of times.
I have to give them my wife this weekend because, as it was explained to me, a man cannot be alone with a woman who is not his wife unless there are at least three other men in the room and one of them has a camera. All of the men involved have to be Muslim, so I can&#039;t be there. It&#039;s just as well though, because this is probably be a good time to get caught up on getting the full-body waxing and the coffee colonic.
I&#039;m telling you, this is a very strict religion.