CNN this year has posed a bold question: Is America ready for a TV news/chat/whatever show co-hosted by an ex-governor disgraced for patronizing prostitutes and a Pulitzer-prize winning columnist who hates both half-breeds and snowbillies? America has taken its time getting back to us on this, but we finally heard from them, and they said "What? No, hell no, we are not watching that":
"NewStar" will be CNN's competition to host their 8pm slot. Each week contestants face a new challenge: war news, financial crisis, some new poll, something found on youtube. Viewers send the worst contestants to "Fox News". At the end, America's Top NewStar gets a ten week show. Then it starts over.
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I give 'em ten more weeks.
"NewStar" will be CNN's competition to host their 8pm slot. Each week contestants face a new challenge: war news, financial crisis, some new poll, something found on youtube. Viewers send the worst contestants to "Fox News". At the end, America's Top NewStar gets a ten week show. Then it starts over.