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Wait a minute. I get to make the first forbidden comment?

I was just going to observe that, although I do agree that T-Men should probably not get into drunken hookups with drunken hookers, or at least pay the ladeez when they do, the proposition that where prostitution is legal, it leads to more human trafficking is dubious at best. But do stay away from the blow, guys. Also, get off your damn cell phones. And sober up. And stop running into fences.

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real men,like hot stud frat boys for example,don't pay for sex. they just get a girl drunk and when she passes out they fuck the shit out of her and then take pics to post on faceplace or somethin.

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Its lizards like me that make this necessary. When I get caught out, I will just give you that lizard stare and say "I did not see any specific rule against this".

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Here's an artist's representation of a Retirement Home for G-men who Love to Party...http://media0.giphy.com/med...

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wait, wha?...no hookers?....no blow?....life as a g-man is no longer worth living

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Just like a goddam commie, fucking with the currency exchange markets. Oh well, it's their own damn fault for holding up nominations all the time like a bunch of babies. Those lame ducks are killing them.

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