An annoying child on a Southwest Airlines flight from Burbank to Phoenix was rummaging around in a seat pocket and knocked a loaded gun magazine onto the floor. Hooray! Thank God we have those kajillion-dollar voyeur tubes to save us from weapons appearing on our airplanes! Flight attendants were given the clip, and when the plane landed, passengers were forced to go through a re-screening process when they landed. So let that be a lesson to you: If you find a weapon on an airplane, don't report it, or else the TSA will punish you and your fellow hurried passengers with even more intrusive screening. Oh, and where did this gun clip come from? TSA isn't really sure.
Agreed...what the parent should have done is leave the mag in the pocket and not say anything until every is off the plane and preferably on their way home. Then, leave an anonymous note in the bathroom saying, "Hey dumbasses...there's a loaded magazine in the pocket of seat 12a. Way to go, TSA gropenfuhrers!"
It's amazing how al Qaeda has managed to slip in a terrorist nut job every few years just to keep us wildly paranoid. The next attack will obviously come in an unexpected manner, such as a planted teabag Congressman or a crazy TV pundit.
To be on the safe side we should lock up anyone who starts talking about how our country has already been taken over or who babbles about 'vast conspiracies'.
Agreed...what the parent should have done is leave the mag in the pocket and not say anything until every is off the plane and preferably on their way home. Then, leave an anonymous note in the bathroom saying, "Hey dumbasses...there's a loaded magazine in the pocket of seat 12a. Way to go, TSA gropenfuhrers!"
this would never happen in president palin's america.
Far more interesting than the magazines they usually have on airplanes.
It's amazing how al Qaeda has managed to slip in a terrorist nut job every few years just to keep us wildly paranoid. The next attack will obviously come in an unexpected manner, such as a planted teabag Congressman or a crazy TV pundit.
To be on the safe side we should lock up anyone who starts talking about how our country has already been taken over or who babbles about 'vast conspiracies'.
Magazines: where the First Amendment meets the Second Amendment.
(I predict it will have been a Border Patrol agent who forgot his ordnance.)