touched by an angel It's time for an episode of "Fun With Jesus," isn't that exciting? Today we will fill your heart and your pants with the message of hope and hallelujah offered by a preacher in Ghana named Bishop Daniel Obinim, head of the International God's Way Church. In case you are curious exactly what God's International Way is, it's the Lord's fervent desire that your panty-rocket be REAL big. But don't worry, you don't have to run up Mt. Sinai or stick your weenus in a burning bush like Moses did, in order to receive God's gift. You simply have to go to this special prayer service that's broadcast on TV, and Bishop Obinim will give you a handjob. What, how is that not normal? PFFFFFFFFT, we're beginning to question your walk with Jesus.
And don't tell everyone this, but for a small fee I can make those unsightly p---y lips more attractive for you ladies. Possible restoration of lost virginity is possible, but not guaranteed. Also, you may have won the Macedonian lottery. Check with me. Of course there are some fees, taxes to be paid...minor stuff! Remember, Jesus wants you to be rich, and have an attractive cooter!
I'm not going to believe a damn thing from this pastor unless he tells me he can make my dick bigger in the comfort of my own home through the magic of television and a one-thousand dollar donation to him, becuase that's how these things work.
oh, god, I only had to go because it was one of the alpha moms at my son's preschool, years ago, and they were all stay-at-home moms and all going, and so I had to go and try to act "normal." It was crazy. They all took it so seriously. And you HAD to buy something. I got the two cheapest things, a sectioned re-heating plate, and some kind of re-heating bowl. I would never go to anything like that again in a million years. But the plate and bowl are spectacular. We use them all the time, and now, almost 20 years later, they're still fine. You find it at thrift stores? That's a great idea, I never thought of that! Probably eBay, too....
After meeting a female acquaintance at a bar, the couple decided to retire to his car in the parking lot, for some conversation. One thing led to another, and shortly thereafter, the man had the seat reclined while the lady demonstrated her significant oral skills. The following dialogue transpired:
Man: Ah, ah, ah, Jesus Christ!
Woman, with mouth full: Duh tuk da Luds num in ven.
Angela dear it's simply because the penis, when erect will fit nicely into your vagina. And I'm pretty sure your clitoris, when stimulated won't grow another 6-7 inches or so when stimulated. At least I hope not. At least those are the result's I've obtained after detailed explorations of at least the several hundred women whose nether regions I've explored in preparation to answer such a question as yours.
I'm afraid that the penis, when erect and inserted into a vagina, does not by itself stimulate the clitoris adequately to achieve orgasm for most women. In fact, 75% of women report that they never achieve an orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone. I never have. So perhaps if the clitoris was bigger, men could find it more easily and pay more attention to it. I am glad to hear that you are not one of the men who ignore it, but you might be surprised to know that the vast majority of the men I have known are not like you.
THANK YOU!
Will this get us on Rachel again? Please please?
And don't tell everyone this, but for a small fee I can make those unsightly p---y lips more attractive for you ladies. Possible restoration of lost virginity is possible, but not guaranteed. Also, you may have won the Macedonian lottery. Check with me. Of course there are some fees, taxes to be paid...minor stuff! Remember, Jesus wants you to be rich, and have an attractive cooter!
I'm not going to believe a damn thing from this pastor unless he tells me he can make my dick bigger in the comfort of my own home through the magic of television and a one-thousand dollar donation to him, becuase that's how these things work.
oh, god, I only had to go because it was one of the alpha moms at my son's preschool, years ago, and they were all stay-at-home moms and all going, and so I had to go and try to act "normal." It was crazy. They all took it so seriously. And you HAD to buy something. I got the two cheapest things, a sectioned re-heating plate, and some kind of re-heating bowl. I would never go to anything like that again in a million years. But the plate and bowl are spectacular. We use them all the time, and now, almost 20 years later, they're still fine. You find it at thrift stores? That's a great idea, I never thought of that! Probably eBay, too....
The commercial before the video was for "Poo-Pourri," I am sure I am not the only one here who snickered at that!
I think she means because he was a Crystal Methodist...
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A male friend's story...
After meeting a female acquaintance at a bar, the couple decided to retire to his car in the parking lot, for some conversation. One thing led to another, and shortly thereafter, the man had the seat reclined while the lady demonstrated her significant oral skills. The following dialogue transpired:
Man: Ah, ah, ah, Jesus Christ!
Woman, with mouth full: Duh tuk da Luds num in ven.
Isn't plastic surgery much more effective? Not to mention much less invasive?
Thank god for that. There were some holes that needed plugging.
"I don't have that kind of time."
Thank goodness. Don't get me wrong, I'm as voyeuristic as the next dude but I don't really want me feet in that puddle.
Don't be so hard on this guy!
That's just jacked up.
Angela dear it's simply because the penis, when erect will fit nicely into your vagina. And I'm pretty sure your clitoris, when stimulated won't grow another 6-7 inches or so when stimulated. At least I hope not. At least those are the result's I've obtained after detailed explorations of at least the several hundred women whose nether regions I've explored in preparation to answer such a question as yours.
I'm afraid that the penis, when erect and inserted into a vagina, does not by itself stimulate the clitoris adequately to achieve orgasm for most women. In fact, 75% of women report that they never achieve an orgasm from vaginal intercourse alone. I never have. So perhaps if the clitoris was bigger, men could find it more easily and pay more attention to it. I am glad to hear that you are not one of the men who ignore it, but you might be surprised to know that the vast majority of the men I have known are not like you.
... gym socks. Lots and lots of gym socks.