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Alcohol, NOT Pat Robertson, just to be clear.

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Now I picture Pat Robertson, looking just like Mister Magoo, wandering around in certain parts of San Francisco, "shaking all the men's hands that were held out to him"

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except Ben Shapiro

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and razor blades in apples, also too

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BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS LIBUL!!1!

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Well, the Ghey Death Squads had to switch to something else after pay phones largely disappeared from the landscape.

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juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn

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"Then, he went on to ramble about some nonsense about not being able to disclose whether or not you have AIDS" .... (!)

You know what they say about the irresponsibility of not speculating:

Pat Robertson is trying to explain THAT HE HAS AIDS!!!1

But, he caught his AIDS by some evil gay handshake murder-ring thing, not through the normal buttsex gay way, the way most gay people get it, you see.

IT IS THE MOST LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!

<b>PAT! ROBERTSON! HAS! AIDS!!</b>

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Isn't holy water just plain water with the hell boiled out of it?

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What's keeping Pat Robertson alive? Goat placenta?

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<i> If the right wing is attacking MOTHERFUCKING FOX NEWS for being too liberal with the gehys, then maybe it is the end times after all. </i>

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Night_of_the_Long_Knives" target="_blank">Pass the popcorn</a>

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they'd have to pre-stage ghey cooties on it

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After the last post, I expect Shep Smith to be replaced by Anderson Cooper.

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I'm kinda confused from an epidemiological standpoint; if you cut an uninfected person, how does that lead to infection?

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I know. After shaking hands with a Catholic once, I wanted to eat flesh and drink blood.

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<i>Out magazine had named Smith as one of the most powerful gay men in the media</i>

Dream on. That could only be possible if Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen suddenly dropped dead. And even then there's a weekend graphics artist at a Pocatello TV station who probably would beat him out.

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