Someday, Pat Robertson will shuffle off this mortal coil, and then we will have approximately 30% less things to blog about, because the man is a perpetual motion machine of gay-bashing and devil-invoking, usually all at once. Today is no exception, as Robertson explains that Jesus probably didn't love homosexuals on account of how he'd kill them or they'd be dead already (we're not quite clear on that part) and also too the devil, of course.
“What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?” he asked. “Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.”
I think the human species has reproduced quite nicely, thank you, and might consider working on keeping the numbers from growing.
<i>&ldquo;So, Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake, nor would he he have made them a bed to sleep in because they wouldn&rsquo;t have been there.&rdquo;</i>
<i>&ldquo;What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.&rdquo;</i>
Jesus would kill you for having a roommate. If it&#039;s someone of the same sex you are automagically gay, if it&#039;s someone of the opposite sex it&#039;s automatically adulterous. Damned if you do, damned if you don&#039;t.
30% fewer things, not less things. "Few" is how many, "less" is how much. If you have fewer gallons of gas, you have less gas.
And what about spilling your seed on the ground? (Instead of into your standard sock, handkerchief, or other cum rag.)
Jesus casts the first stone?
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It&#039;s time to upgrade to BSSoIP. Then you can just write a script.
Bless you for pointing that out. Now I do not feel so all alone.
Be careful licking that frosting, cause you&#039;ll have to swallow or spit it out.
&ldquo;What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.&rdquo;
I think the human species has reproduced quite nicely, thank you, and might consider working on keeping the numbers from growing.
<i>&ldquo;So, Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake, nor would he he have made them a bed to sleep in because they wouldn&rsquo;t have been there.&rdquo;</i>
Can&#039;t argue with that logic.
<i>&ldquo;What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?&rdquo; he asked. &ldquo;Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.&rdquo;</i>
Weeping sack of gay panic says what?
Are those unleavened penis cakes?
Jesus would kill you for having a roommate. If it&#039;s someone of the same sex you are automagically gay, if it&#039;s someone of the opposite sex it&#039;s automatically adulterous. Damned if you do, damned if you don&#039;t.
I blame that Oklahomo preacher for all the rainy days
and kill all the oldz. They&#039;re just taking up space and using precious resources that could go to those still capable of having children
Of course, that would be the end of the 700 club...
is that the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?
they have pills for that now