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Harshan's avatar

30% fewer things, not less things. "Few" is how many, "less" is how much. If you have fewer gallons of gas, you have less gas.

chascates's avatar

And what about spilling your seed on the ground? (Instead of into your standard sock, handkerchief, or other cum rag.)

diogenez's avatar

Jesus casts the first stone?

bobbert's avatar

It's time to upgrade to BSSoIP. Then you can just write a script.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Bless you for pointing that out. Now I do not feel so all alone.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Be careful licking that frosting, cause you'll have to swallow or spit it out.

PsycWench's avatar

“What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?” he asked. “Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.”

I think the human species has reproduced quite nicely, thank you, and might consider working on keeping the numbers from growing.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>“So, Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake, nor would he he have made them a bed to sleep in because they wouldn’t have been there.”</i>

Can't argue with that logic.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“What is it about gays, what is it about abortion?” he asked. “Both of them deny the reproduction of human species.”</i>

Weeping sack of gay panic says what?

schmannity's avatar

Are those unleavened penis cakes?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Jesus would kill you for having a roommate. If it's someone of the same sex you are automagically gay, if it's someone of the opposite sex it's automatically adulterous. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I blame that Oklahomo preacher for all the rainy days

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and kill all the oldz. They're just taking up space and using precious resources that could go to those still capable of having children

Of course, that would be the end of the 700 club...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

is that the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they have pills for that now