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All three are hoping that one of the other two will take him. Bit of a standoff at the moment.

Last Hussar's avatar

I'm tempted to send my wife this thread (she's older than me), but I like my testicles where they are, even if they are unemployed.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Here's the shocker. Hammurabi in Babylon 4000 years ago was actually better for married women than Pat Robertson- in his Code, a man could not divorce his wife for being chronically ill. He COULD take a second wife (a man's gotta have the sex, right?) but still had to support the first wife.

I really hate Pat Robertson.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Half-way through this article, I was thinking that Patsy's level of reedick-u-louse has gone to such insane heights that the only people left that "watch" his "show" are those that do so for entertainment purposes. But then I got to the part about the Nevada <strike>buttmuncher</strike> assemblyman, and I had a sad.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

No pressure, Mrs. Robertson.

schmannity's avatar

Divorce for disease or no sex. Pat Robertson is the patron saint of Newt Gingrich.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I think <i>Palm</i> 69 is called for here.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Now I has a confuse. The Msgra., she of the Hebrew sect, tells me that in <i>her</i> tradition, it's the man who has to put out or <i>she</i> divorces <i>him</i>.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Nah, she long ago cloned herself, left the clone in her place and is living off his money in Switzerland. Because there's no other way anybody could stay married to that loon for very long. (poor, poor clone)

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why hasn't Jesus called him home yet? Or Satan? Or the Looney Bin people?