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Ikimizi's avatar

Every time someone even hints that Obama might be a Muslim, the right wing just loses their heads.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Madam Guillotine?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now see, beheading is bad enough, but not being tidy? That's just rude.

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Lot_49's avatar

Well France would one day have colonies in North Africa, so Robespierre was probably a muslin time traveling beheader. And "Doctor" Guillotine as well, also too.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I am personally in awe of Overlord Obama. Not only can the man President while Black, he is literally responsible for EVERY SINGLE THING that happens in this country and several others, some not even attached geographically! At the same time, he is also responsible for things that happened before he took office, and no doubt will continue to be responsible for everything that happens in the future, except for the things wingnuts like. Those, he just stole from other (white) people.

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The Quirk's avatar

Anyone else remember a case of Canadian jihad aboard a bus a couple years ago?

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fuflans's avatar

just keep thinking of Raskolnikov

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PubOption's avatar

So the Queen of Hearts in <i>Alice in Wonderland</i> was a secret Muslim. Thanks for the information Pat.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

With very little effort (which is the exact amount of effort I like to put into things), I found beheading news stories from May 8th in Georgia, March 14th in Kansas and July 16th in Missouri. None of these were attributed to Islamic terrorists, although the Kansas one was linked to a voodoo ritual. Once could suggest that Pattycake could also do some minimal efforts to fact-check his assertions before pulling them out of his ass.

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schmannity's avatar

So the famous turkey head grinder in Palin's video is really a bloated Jihadi in overalls.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm sorry, I missed this diatribe because I was watching that great Islamic film "8 Heads In A Duffel Bag".

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