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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Since God doesn't have a physical form, then being created in his image means that we have similar minds, which is evident from our ability to perceive the patterns and rhythms of the universe. Anyone who refuses to use their brain to more fully understand the world must be really pissing God off.

riledupone's avatar

He paid someone to serve in his place.

riledupone's avatar

Apparently even Heaven doesn't want him.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Consider the distances involved, and a moving, spinning target . . . it's a miracle that He manages to hit the planet at all.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't get me started about the performance reviews.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

I wouldn't count on them being dead just yet. They still make up a large chunk of the Republican party base. The Religious right isn't going away anytime soon, and they will continue to push their agenda, with at least some varying degrees of success.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

No thank you. These stories can be highly entertaining, and it helps our cause to expose people like him for what they are.

Antoinette Herrera's avatar

Much like the monsters and psycho killers in a slasher flick, the Religious Right refuse to stay dead. Oh. Perhaps Marc Maron was spot on when he called them the Christofascist Zombie Brigade..?

Extemporanus's avatar

Your "hooves on the ground" strategy is clearly the superior way to go.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The Holy Ghost was brought in as a tie-breaker, but he keeps missing the meetings.