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Say that five times fast.

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Does that mean we can' by beer on Saturday because it's the Sabbath?

Who am I kidding? They allowed the sale of all types of alcohol on Sunday when it fucked up the football fans' day.

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Not anymore, Mr. Gnome. Benny buried the concept of Limbo in 2007.

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What an asshoke.

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And some, I assume, were good Hitlers.

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I wonder how many people's lives this guy has ruined in his career?

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The good Rev Robertson does not believe in limbo, that is the papist idolitors (according to the "good Christians" like Patty)

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WORSE! Some of them would have been atheists!!

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This was always the biggest mystery to me when I was young. It seemed that if heaven was so wonderful, a real Christian would pray for death everyday. Also, any time a loved one got sick, it seemed to me that the Christian thing to say would be, "I hope you die." My Sunday school teachers didn't like me very much.

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Holy shit that is a thing of beauty.

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you are wise beyond your years* . . . that question is worse than"does this _____ make me look fat?" . . . it's a minefield!

* no matter how many, or few, you have.

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if prayer worked for that we wouldn't need gun control.

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it's ineffable . . . just ask Aziriphale and Crowley.

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don't you have to buke Satan first?

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have you ever met porn actor/actress? . . . they all have tiny hands.

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it's always a miracle when one person walks away from the plane crash . . . not so much for the 287 others and their families and friends.

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