Sure, there's your Glenn Becks and your Alex Joneses, but let's never discount the pure joy of good old-fashioned batshit fundagelical craziness, and by that, we mean Pat Robertson, who 700 Clubbed us Tuesday with the news that any moment now, God may unleash the End of Days by
<i>So NASA, they built them They built them an arky, arky So NASA, they built them They built them an arky, arky Built it out of (clap) hickory barky, barky Children of the Lord</i>
&ldquo;There isn&rsquo;t anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what&rsquo;s happening. There isn&rsquo;t anything that&rsquo;s going to do that.&rdquo; You mean, other than the Supreme Court ruling on something?
Pat&#039;s never wanted to look Colored.
&quot;But this time we REALLY REALLY MEAN IT!&quot;
Hey, Gabriel -- hold my beer, and watch this!&rdquo;
(Hey, if all the Xtards are made in his image, he must be something of an ass...)
From your lips ...
They signed a 99-year lease on their Brooklyn HQ, so it appears that they&#039;re hedging their bets.
The B ark passengers, of course. That&#039;s why they have to leave.
<i>So NASA, they built them They built them an arky, arky So NASA, they built them They built them an arky, arky Built it out of (clap) hickory barky, barky Children of the Lord</i>
Funny how they haven&#039;t heard from the others...
&quot;It could be next week, it could be 1,000 years from now.&quot;
Nice margin of error you got working there, Pat.
So, Pat doesn&#039;t want us to activate the Prayer Shield?
&ldquo;There isn&rsquo;t anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what&rsquo;s happening. There isn&rsquo;t anything that&rsquo;s going to do that.&rdquo; You mean, other than the Supreme Court ruling on something?
Pat may have a tenuous understanding of causality.
And physics.