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Morgan's avatar

I gotta remember that!

dimplasm's avatar

My grandmother used to tell them the dog would bite, they might want to go away.

dimplasm's avatar

After he tastes it...

Last Hussar's avatar

I read all the comments here, and I am saddened by the misguided approach of some comments. Why can people just not take to heart the Bible in Matthew 6:5-6. You would be happy if you knew those words.

dimplasm's avatar

I saw a great documentary about that...

http://laughingsquid.com/a-...

dimplasm's avatar

Yeah, but they still wouldn't get it.

dimplasm's avatar

Honestly, I was mowing grass one day, shooting the crap all over the place and they stood there yelling that shit at me. That was after they had walked, yes walked, 1/2 mile up my driveway, past the "No Tresspassing/No Hunting" signs. Needless to say, I was very careful to spray the grass their way.

doktorzoom's avatar

It is every bit as old as "What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?"

"Make me one with everything."

thepoliticalcat's avatar

I got the Tshirt. It says "I survived Catholic School."

SterWonk's avatar

My father is (very!) Hare Krishna; several years ago, he took some sacred vows. One of them was to not try to force his faith on others who are not receptive. Unfortunately, he seems to think there was an unspoken exception for immediate family. :-S

Fortunately, he has also realized that it wasn't going to fly with my (not-of-Indian-descent) sisters-in-law, so he's backed off a lot recently. Another reason why I love my SILs! :-)

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Why do you care? On July 5 the Men from Planet X will laser all their Pink asses to a crispy brown anyway.

Coco J. Harris's avatar

JWs get extra credit from Jesus for the long driveways.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

At the Corporation of Evil, where I work, the only God is Mammon and the only prophet is Profit. No one talks about anything else.

dshwa's avatar

I've read the bible cover to cover. It's mostly crap and contradicts itself a few hundred times. For every one useful part there's two dozen that would lead a person to be a worse human being, not a better one.

Last Hussar's avatar

I really think you should read that verse