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Pat looks like he should be counted among the Walking Dead.

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Does everybody understand that "Wayne" is 13 year old fat kid who just made the middle school debating squad?

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Rosemary's booby.

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See, I thought all the demons were on yahoo.com.

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enough with the 'fire at will'

[sheesh!]

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Did Pat explain why covens can't or don't mutter curses at babies without gazing at ultrasound images of them? How did witches--and warlocks, gotta be gender neutral here--cast curses and spells prior to MRIs, X-rays and such?

Pat doesn't miss much, so I assume he did explain and you're just hiding the info from us. No fair, Wonkette Overlords and Ladies.

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Only the ones that failed the Wonkette IQ test.

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Coven. Get that last letter right, Steverino.

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Thanks! Wayne had to take a long walk off of a short moderation pier...

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Deal with the devil. But don't tell his viewers/marks that.

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I'd be interested in seeing any evidence at all. Doesn't even have to be extraordinary. But of course faith--all of the varieties--positively revels in not providing evidence for their claims. "No evidence? That's or strength, not our weakness."

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Well, some fans of space orks in Warhammer 40,000 do have a habit of screaming "WAAAAAAGH" and "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA" when they get excited

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ISWYDT Good one.

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I knew there was a reason I don't use Facebook. Bullet dodged.

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Obviously we should be asking more technologically-savvy folk.

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Unfriending those demon-summoning covens should do the trick.

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