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Who put those 8 great tomatoes in that little bitty can?

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Not that it’ll have any effect on his supporters; now Trump can have a nice big rally where he accuses those bullies in the media of constantly hounding him instead of letting him say whatever damn fool thing comes to mind.

And maybe if our society is lucky, those "bullies in the media" will do what they can to see those aren't mere accusations.

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Lord help me, this hurts so hard but I might have to support Tronald Fump for twenty seconds. A candidate should not be given a free pass just because an attack ad was paid for by an issues oriented PAC exercising there 'free' speach. I'm guessing that when Trans Rectal Ultra Sound Ted heard of the attack on Melania, the reaction landed between C. Montgomery Burns rasping "excellent" and Emperor Palpatine crooning "Good, good". I'm fairly certain he didn't point out how shitty it is to call a very cute Eurotrash golddigger a slut unworthy of the Whitehouse.

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Ex-wife is Ivana, current daughter is Ivanka.

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Well, no wonder: the first picture was snapped right after she emerged from the shipping container in which her Bulgarian captors were smuggling recently purchased Eastern European catalogue brides.

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All part of believing six impossible things before breakfast.

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Ponies may be all that stands between us and a Drumpf nuclear holocaust. I'd rather look up the backside of my old ponies than into the reptilian mug of the Drumpfster for the next 4 years.

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Yeah, Mitt's binders were for hire; Donald's are for purchase.

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Mark Twain says there are two ways to argue with women. He went on to say that neither work.

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Well, we did want DeGualle in NATO. He didn't join till after Dien Ben Phu

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What makes Trump dangerous isn't his policy plans, but his potential access to the nuclear launch codes. What we fear is that Trump would scoop the "nuclear football" away from his military aide, tuck it under his arm and make a mad, OJ-style broken-field run into the executive residence, lock himself in one of the bedrooms, and start punching the keypad as though he were tweeting in response to the latest Ted Cruz outrage.

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"I did not have sex with that floor treatment, the fur rug ..."

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Then who's Benjy?

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Would be a shame if - I mean not that I would say - because everyone knows I never start any trouble. I only ever defend myself. But there's tremendous hatred. Tremendous hatred.

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Just to keep this dog and pony show going for a few more months I'd volunteer drive the wheel-less bus.

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We've all been forced to listen to GOP and teabagger nonsense fit so long that we have almost stopped noticing that it is all gibberish.

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