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Ward From Cali's avatar

Just gotta say that a bunch of Faschy wannabe rioters being arrested in connection to a PRIDE event in Idaho is fucking CERTAIN to make it on the radar of a Senator from Utah. There are Mormons all through that region, and ex-pat Mormon communities are important in Conservative Mormon circles.

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The Lichtenbergian's avatar

Oh dear. I went to look at the mugshots, and I can't find a polite way to say that in no way are these boys a part of any master race, unless we're talking about the Mole People.

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Riversong's avatar

Seriously, if I saw those pictures without context my first guess would be incel club. I would say that they are obviously not sending their finest people, but I'm pretty sure they are.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Why does that flag have a bundle of sticks on it? I thought these people hated gay folks.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

It's a fasces. Where "fascist" comes from.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Trump's tiny shifty eyes have long reminded me of a corrupted version of Mister Shake's from Adult Swim. The Patriot Front flag seems like it's turned them sideways, in a We R Watching U attempt at menace. Pathetic, all of it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Nasty, brutish mongrels, eh?

Not pureblood among them.

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Major Kong's avatar

So sick of hearing "false flag". So tacti-cool. These are the same chuds who buy shit online because it has "tactical" in the name. ""A tactical lemon zester! Tactical nose hair trimmer! I need those."

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Mrs. 🦡🍄🐍 would probably say that I needed a tactical nose hair trimmer, but she’s biased on account of she’s a foot shorter than I am so she looks up my nostrils.

TMI?

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Mexfiles's avatar

"Nationhood cannot be bestowed upon those who are not of the founding stock of our people..."

So.. anyone not descended from people not living here in 1776 or so is out? Maybe you need to prove you're a Mayflower descendant? Or great-great-great-great-great grand-dad signed the Declaration of Independence? Hilariously, some of the latter are decidedly PoCs.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

In fact, a friend of mine who is definitely Black is a descendant of Thomas and Martha Jefferson, not Sally Hemings. His mother, Gayle Jessup White, wrote a fascinating book, "Reclamation: Sally Hemings, Thomas Jefferson and a Descendant's Search for Her Family's Lasting Legacy", about tracing her family tree back to the third President and his wife.

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DDB9000's avatar

I know that my descendants came over here from Scotland and England in the mid-1800's, and I'll bet many of these turd blossoms' families came later. So does that make me more Americaner than them?

Like there is this guy whose family came over from Germany in the late 1800s, and the one guy came to Canada (not a USA state) and did some criming so he had to escape to warmer climes.

I think him name was Drumpf or some such Dumpy name...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Came here to take black jobs, didn't he?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Rousseau" is not an Anglo-Saxon name. His blood does not belong to the founding stock of this nation! Deport him at once!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. That's supposed to be an axe tied to a bundle of sticks? It looks like a sideways cartoon eagle with tits.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Oh how I long for the days when smooth brained losers like this were the only fascists we had to worry about. They're dangerous enough on a very small scale but no real threat to the nation.

Now we get to worry about one of our two main political factions in its entirety.

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Alikhat's avatar

Am I the only one who thinks that thing in the circle on their flag looks like a side view of a gas station self-serve pump? Seems apropos. I bet they "self-serve" a lot.

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Zap's avatar

Why are they carrying American flags? They obviously aren't happy here.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The only thing that makes them unhappy about this place is all the other people.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

'Mike Lee can also read about how they were infiltrated by left-wing activist David Capito, allegedly of the Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club, who photographed and recorded them, hacked their computers and dumped their data. Now they’re suing: “Not because they allege Capito spread misinformation about them — they fully admit to being affiliates of the group. Rather, because they insist they had a reasonable ‘expectation of privacy with respect to their Patriot Front membership.”'

If they weren't so dangerous when they're cosplaying the military, the NG or state militias, they'd be hilarious in their notions, like that "reasonable expectation of privacy" bit. I mean, do they not know the others they are associated with? Under Project 2025, the only people with any "reasonable expectation of privacy" will be our corporate overlords and billionaire edgelords. It's a good thing their brains are smooth.

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

Up fist for VERGOGNA

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WasX's avatar

I would LOVE to see a stealth op to snatch some DNA-flecked whatever, soda can, etc, on at least the "leaders" of the losers to do an analysis and show to their followers and the wider public the lack of "purity" that constitutes their alleged superiority..

Then, whatever the results, they can DIAF.

p.s. I am not nice.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

There was an out-and-proud KKK guy back in the 90s (maybe?) where they did that on some TV show – turns out he was partially of African descent. The look on his face when they told him...

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WasX's avatar

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Zap's avatar

Please proceed.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Maybe Mike Lee is a false flag operation.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Tellingly, he hangs it out his left rear pants pocket.

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