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Just check out Staten Island..deep red in a sea of bright blue. Kinda like the anti Austin.

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People who treat people like things.

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OK. So you believe Trump has emboldened minorities to racially attack other minorities? Then is it suddenly kosher to talk about Chicago?

Personally I think this incident might be more of a Rorschach than anything. To me, it sounds like he was lashing out at a system he believed himself a victim of (with the slavery comment and anthem reciting). Rather than him believing that as a "patriot" he was entitled to force neighborhood latinos into slavery (and standing for the national anthem).

Granted (and most important) he is a crazy person who's actions can't necessarily be expected to make logical sense. Regardless, the black-man-so-MAGA he snatching latinos up, is a refreshing twist.

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Yes, but still drop-outs.

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Can't.

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I have a dream that some day I will again be able to read the news without wanting to scoop my own eyes out with a rusty grapefruit spoon and feed them to my neighbor's brother's yappy dog.

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Oh! I was not offended at all! I was just offering my own Evergreen academic direction. I'm so sorry my post came across differently than I intended - the internetz is funny that way sometimes.

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It is illegal to have carnal relations with porcupines in Florida. I do not know, and do not WANT to know what the fucking fuck inspired that highly specific state regulation. I have to sleep some time. (In Florida.)

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'Zoo' https://www.imdb.com/title/...... not to be confused with 'We Bought A Zoo," which doesn't contain nearly enough being-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse.

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And this is an example of why "they did it before, so why not us?" is not a justification no matter how many times you see Trumpians use it as one.

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On the plus side, though, Enumclaw jokes never get old.

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How long before the Fucks Gnus gasbags are screaming about this story to their dipshit viewers? (Advance translation from the dogwhistlese: "How can The Blacks™ complain about slavery when Both Sides Do It™?")

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Post-apocalypse

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Uninformed WWfers?

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It's illegal to fuck porcupine in FL. You are not alone

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That much sarcasm offset by a counter weight of unintentional irony never gets tiring.

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