The number one greatest reason for Newt Gingrich to continue to fill up precious air time in the nation's collective unconscious is so we can still come across newswire ledes like this one: "At least one penguin at the St. Louis Zoo appears to be a feisty opponent of Newt Gingrich." This is great because we can then consider questions like, "Who has won, between the two opponents, the fat bird brain or the penguin?" and then chuckle to ourselves for asking silly questions in the first place.
has anyone else noticed that 'f's' and 'l's' often make funny words? like puffin and kerfuffle and - ahem - fuflans?
Too bad penguins are such under achievers. Pingu? Next time, GO FOR THE EYES!
So will Newt become a Were-Penguin? Half bird, half-asshole, born of two worlds welcome in neither? Will we next see him in a jaunty little tuxedo?
Come to think of it, <i>half</i>-asshole would be a step up for Newt.
has anyone else noticed that &#039;f&#039;s&#039; and &#039;l&#039;s&#039; often make funny words? like puffin and kerfuffle and - ahem - fuflans?
<i>In this as in all other matters, Newt Gingrich was forced to retreat damaged and in shame.</i>
this is a meme for the ages.
Mouth full of highly toxic infections. Soulmates!