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Mine says "Come back when you have a warrant."

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I'm listening...

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"He's just mindlessly making noises like a trained parrot. "

Already a teagagger. That's pretty sad.

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RealDoll™ presents The Patriot Series, life-size and anatomically exquisite!

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There must be a down to have an up, Grasshopper. That's pretty much the Yin and the Yang of it.

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Ronald Reagan action figure? That's some crazy shit.

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Saunders. We live under the name Saunders.

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Memo to the author:

"That" and "can't" don't rhyme.

"A lot" and "fought" don't rhyme.

"A lot" makes your book read like it was written by a child instead of for a child.

Amazon doesn't have this? There's justice in our world, after all.

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Meh, if I had a son I would rather give him a Bill Clinton doll. When you pull its string is says "Blow Me Monica."

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The good news is Big Hollywood still has downfisting (and as long as Andrew B. runs it, it will probably always will).

The bad news is posting there will kill your p-ness, because there are some angry jokers over there.

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Well, at least you don't seem too bitter about it...

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I'm trying to remember the rightwing spin about the "true" meaning of the 4th and 5th amendments....probably something about private property and not going to jail for funneling profits from illegal arms sales to Central America.

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But not freedom to engage in frowned-upon sexual activities, or to consume frowned-upon chemical substances, or...

Basically, you're free to be just like them. Enjoy your rights!

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Does he come with a Bonzo doll?

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Home of the United States <strike>God</strike> Air Force Academy.

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Putting ideas into heads where there didn't used to be any!

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