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Arguably, ALL justices should not have law degrees.

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That's the best part, but "indivisible" is pretty good, too.

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You know, I've been trying to remember when I had to say the Pledge. Possibly in grade school -- I mean, I must have learned it somehow. But in junior high and highschool, in the late 50s and mid 60s in suburban Milwaukee, we didn't do it. I'm sure I would remember. Apparently my school district was all commies.

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You know, I don't really hate the pledge, except for the recently grafted "under God" part, and even that I just fluff off courtesy of the SCOTUS's "conventional ritual" thing.

But I don't think anybody should be REQUIRED to say it, under any circumstances.

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You have to love* the rigorous red-white-blue coloration.

*And, by "love", I mean "Oh, look at that".

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You know those smug, insufferable junior libertardians who infest every college campus? This is how they start.

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Another conundrum: what would the wing nuts do if he was refusing to salute the flag on religious grounds ? I doubt Texas really embraces Jehovah's Witnesses, but still, Jeebus for the win etc.

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Just like a bunch of unaccountable, unelected, anti-American <a href="http:\/\/www.oyez.org\/cases\/1980-1989\/1988\/1988_88_155" target="_blank">America-haters!</a>

Hashtag YAYTexas

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Unless you are a wealthy BSC cattle owner giving the appearance of thinking then FREEDUMB because BENGHAZI!!!1!!!

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The kids name is Mason so clearly he is a New World Order lizard child who Bamz planted in that classroom and is also too tied to BENGHAZI. Someone get Gowdy & Alex Jones on the phone!

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Remember how in 1988 this was a presidential-level campaign issue? Because apparently over a quarter century later people still haven't gotten past this shit.

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Wait, wait, wait. Is this a <i>good</i> anti-federalist who believes the BLM is a bunch of jack-booted thugs or is it some <i>hippie anarchist</i> who probably wants to pray to a plate of spaghetti every morning? I need to know which party to be outraged at.

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Make sure the flagpole's properly greased, my friend. Don't want any accidents.

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I think we can safely conclude the jackbooted liberal Nazis had little to do with this down-sitting lad's downbringing, and he is morally exercising his God-given rights to question the Kenyan Muslin Usurper's oppression.

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When I was in school, I said the pledge of allegiance every day. And now I voted for Obama, support single payer health care, see immigrants and minorities as my fellow citizens. Probably "liberty and justice for all" made me this way.

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