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Or if it were a hit, maybe it was being done very right. A few survived heart attacks, no one's going to question a severe heart failure later and do a thorough autopsy.

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Well, it was signed by a Sharpie stuck in a Polygraph machine.

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But Steve, YOU are their AOC - Alcoholic Old Coot.

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wouldn't it be a hoot if Putin poloniumed Manafort? It would be Cirque du Soleil watching Trump and his merry band of followers argue that maybe Ukraine poloniumed Manafort

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Expect Trump to tweet warm words for his good friend Paul in 3... 2... oh never mind. Paul who? Barely knew the guy. May have met once.

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45 days? Don't tell Reality Winner or she'll have a heart attack.

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Andiboi snpotfart died on his way home from a tryst with a 15 year old rentboy.

The KGB whacked him for a purpose-look who took over the snotfart empire....

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This tests my conviction that murder is a bad thing.

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He may be safer in jail.

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He has an awful lot of coffee boys

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If Paulie gets pardoned, can't he be compelled to testify about everything?

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Paul's not keeping silent so that he doesn't get putin'd. He's keeping silent because he is trying to be the odious orange's ollie north.

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There is a reason why he is not getting a pardon. That would be it! Accepting a pardon is accepting guilt.

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Crime is unhealthy. Look at all those old mob bosses who come equipped for trial with a wheelchair and an oxygen bottle. It killed, allegedly, Ken Lay of Enron infamy (I am positive his carcass still exists on one plane of existence or another). Now Manafort has Vangina issues (yes, I know) and Weinstein has seemingly been severely beaten down by something.

So kids, don't crime. It will make you very, very ill.

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I'd venture to say that it's the getting caught that kills. Look at old Pooty. He's the picture of robust health, barechested atop his horsey.

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