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Calamity_Jean's avatar

Yeah, Putin doesn't work for Trump, Trump works for Putin.

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Xanthippia's avatar

That top hairpiece is falling -- he looks completely lopsided.

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Leftflank's avatar

In Rubles, I think he paid about 100 bucks worth in American.

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The Northwesterner 🇺🇸's avatar

Replace "Republican" with "Donkeycrat" in that sentence and you get the truth, kid.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I concur, but he is charged with a crime, and has forfeited his bond, so he should at least have to wear the same garb as inmates.

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Emil Muz's avatar

"what...we have have he-ya...is failure to comucate. Some men just won't be reached. I don like this any better than you men..."

If there was real justice in the world, Paulie would have to dig the dirt outta Boss Mueller's ditch.

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Pm Deering's avatar

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread." --Anatole France

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Charles Wolf's avatar

........After witness tampering...........................................Before Witness Tampering https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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RobGinChicago's avatar

Pauli, you paid how much for that brilliant legal advice? You was robbed, sukka!

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RobGinChicago's avatar

Because the "no emails rule" was only a rule in the facility in which he was held; it was not ordered by the Court.

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

It's all just part of our wonderful egalitarian system where 1 percent of the people have 99 percent of the money.

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Amy!'s avatar

Weirdly, voter IDs aren't. And yet, most voter ID laws clearly offer greater obstacles, and are just as well-targeted, as literacy tests and poll taxes were, upon a time.

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Aileen's avatar

I would prefer it end in a last-minute plea deal, personally.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He might not make it to trial even if he doesn't. It comes down to, what does he know and is it enough for him to be considered a 'loose end.'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

In lieu of the actual album cut: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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