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Calamity_Jean's avatar

Yeah, Putin doesn't work for Trump, Trump works for Putin.

Xanthippia's avatar

That top hairpiece is falling -- he looks completely lopsided.

Leftflank's avatar

In Rubles, I think he paid about 100 bucks worth in American.

The Northwesterner 🇺🇸's avatar

Replace "Republican" with "Donkeycrat" in that sentence and you get the truth, kid.

Emil Muz's avatar

I concur, but he is charged with a crime, and has forfeited his bond, so he should at least have to wear the same garb as inmates.

Emil Muz's avatar

"what...we have have he-ya...is failure to comucate. Some men just won't be reached. I don like this any better than you men..."

If there was real justice in the world, Paulie would have to dig the dirt outta Boss Mueller's ditch.

Pm Deering's avatar

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread." --Anatole France

Charles Wolf's avatar

........After witness tampering...........................................Before Witness Tampering https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

RobGinChicago's avatar

Pauli, you paid how much for that brilliant legal advice? You was robbed, sukka!

RobGinChicago's avatar

Because the "no emails rule" was only a rule in the facility in which he was held; it was not ordered by the Court.

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

It's all just part of our wonderful egalitarian system where 1 percent of the people have 99 percent of the money.

Amy!'s avatar

Weirdly, voter IDs aren't. And yet, most voter ID laws clearly offer greater obstacles, and are just as well-targeted, as literacy tests and poll taxes were, upon a time.

Aileen's avatar

I would prefer it end in a last-minute plea deal, personally.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He might not make it to trial even if he doesn't. It comes down to, what does he know and is it enough for him to be considered a 'loose end.'