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I thought it was an Iranian that decorated Il Douche's penthouse in Il Douche Tower, but now I know it must have been Manafort. Just like the Il Douche family--no ethics, no morals, no sense, but money to squander and no taste to waste. But you know what, I do remember my grandparents' car, and that blue window plaid looks like what the upholstery I upchucked on after fun at the house of mirrors. Fond memories.

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Thanks!

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if i were isaia, i'd have the red coral photoshopped out, and deny, deny, deny--also, cohen doesnt have the body for trim fit, so, there's that....leaving aside the plaid, everything is just wrong on this--big lapels, button stance too low (and the idiot has the bottom one fastened🙄)--these people are just tacky as fuck, more $ than ¢

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😂👍🏼

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I liked this!

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OK, now I want to see a special report on Paul Manafort's shoes. Because anyone who knows anything about either clothes or psychology, or clothes-psychology knows you can tell everything about a person by their shoes.

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Good for your dad! Plaid is only for furniture. And even then the furniture should be burned.

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Agree. His boss Yanukovych in Ukraine had pet ostriches. In his private zoo. Just saying.

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Stupid disqus won’t let me like this! And it is fantastic. And so true. He could use that python one as evidence in an insanity defense.

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To be fair, although the blazer and chinos is super casualwear in super rich land, Kushner actually manages to wear normal looking clothes that fit him. This is the low bar that all these other idiots can’t get over. That is the function of Kushner's clothing choices. That and the photograph you posted. 😂

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Thank you Robyn for your excellent Crime Jacket Review and also the hot shopgirl dimension. That explains a lot.

They all look super dirty. The ostrich jacket looks like he put it on and then rolled around in gravel. Either that or bird skin doesn’t make a very good leather. And how are box plaids not illegal? It’s not even real plaid. It’s just fuzzy graph paper. (Also plaid should be illegal in general.) So is the brownish tweed one “art“ because it has patch pockets and usually those are on women’s clothes? The level of bizarreness…

Also, imagine being the Justice Department photographers who had to touch the jackets and then photograph them. 😂

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I just love Robyn. She is younger version of my wonderful wife. I asked her opinion on these fashions. She said and I quote, "Who would wear that ugly fucking shit?" Keep up the bitch factor Robyn. Nailed it.

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Pics of them sell magazines. Awful but true.

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Call of Duty: Modern Banking.

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Pffft... even Andy Gibb would have scorned that one.

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