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Poly_Ester's avatar

I'm thinking Breitbart Editor-in-Chief. Thus the 2020 re-election campaign begins!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sorry, Dok, but that letter beginning the second word is not a letter that can begin a word in Russian, and I presume Ukrainian. You should demand your money back. And with that,

............................Я піти у відставку

from Ukrainian logography.

OutOfOrbit's avatar

recall walstreet n all the war crimes before that n genural petreyUS...all "out in the open" n all fogiven by the usHAY! criminal nojustice system

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hush, hush, whisper who dares,Paul Manafort is collecting his hush money.

Wandering Scout's avatar

Oh, it's better. His big photo op moment? Unloading cases of Play-Doh. PLAY-DOH.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/me...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A fishing wessel named "The Horst Wessel?"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Two Corinthians walk into a bar.

Corinthian 1: Wow, Manafort! Here today, gone tomorrow!

Corinthinian 2: I saw it coming.

Corinthian 1: Yeah. How so?

Corinthian 2: I just landed a contract for throwing large rocks and rocking the vehicles of United States Marines.

Corinthian 1: Brilliant!

malsperanza's avatar

"...the so-called alt-right, which is just a gussied-up term for white supremacists and anti-Semites' -- Jennifer Rubin, WaPo, of all things.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm not sure that even Manafort can get a warm chair after lobbing heavy rocks at Marines for fun and profit.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Not in prison-prison, no. That weekend country club thing he got going, yeah.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Give a man a fort, and he'll war-monger for a day....