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I'm thinking Breitbart Editor-in-Chief. Thus the 2020 re-election campaign begins!

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Hahahahahaha

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Sad!

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Sorry, Dok, but that letter beginning the second word is not a letter that can begin a word in Russian, and I presume Ukrainian. You should demand your money back. And with that,

............................Я піти у відставку

from Ukrainian logography.

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recall walstreet n all the war crimes before that n genural petreyUS...all "out in the open" n all fogiven by the usHAY! criminal nojustice system

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Does English?

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Hush, hush, whisper who dares,Paul Manafort is collecting his hush money.

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Oh, it's better. His big photo op moment? Unloading cases of Play-Doh. PLAY-DOH.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/me...

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A fishing wessel named "The Horst Wessel?"

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Two Corinthians walk into a bar.

Corinthian 1: Wow, Manafort! Here today, gone tomorrow!

Corinthinian 2: I saw it coming.

Corinthian 1: Yeah. How so?

Corinthian 2: I just landed a contract for throwing large rocks and rocking the vehicles of United States Marines.

Corinthian 1: Brilliant!

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"...the so-called alt-right, which is just a gussied-up term for white supremacists and anti-Semites' -- Jennifer Rubin, WaPo, of all things.

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"Turnip-Face"

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I'm not sure that even Manafort can get a warm chair after lobbing heavy rocks at Marines for fun and profit.

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Not in prison-prison, no. That weekend country club thing he got going, yeah.

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Give a man a fort, and he'll war-monger for a day....

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