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phoenix00's avatar

But how many actual laws does this lumpy ghey buttsecks actually violate? Genuine question.

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phoenix00's avatar

Careful now, he has no pants. He could be mistaken for one of us.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, $5F. I. Just. Can't. Today.

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John Ranta's avatar

Manafort delivered Trump campaign polls to the Russians 16 days before the election. Said polls are used by the Russians to target voters on Facebook and other social media. And yet, Mueller can find no evidence of coordination between Trump’s campaign and Russia? Isn’t Manafort handing insider polls to Russians the Oxford definition of coordination?

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

I dunno. He has a knack for shooting the bullshit tho.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Looking at this I can not understand why Downing didn't get a big ol' fat contempt charge.

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Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Perhaps! You only say that shit to endear yourselves to your greater audience, not some random mook who got pinched.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Somehow, I find it more disturbing that the people at Fox are true believers who drank the Koolaid than just a bunch of greedy hacks spewing lies for money.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Same here. I just assumed Hannity, like KAC, knew his BS was BS, but he actually sounds like a true believer.

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Leftflank's avatar

I guess conspiring in plain sight flies under the radar? The government has the goods on these clowns from one end to the other and yet they breathe free air. Except Paulie and Mikie, that is.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I like how Paulie let this slip and Seanie corrected him:

MANAFORT: They would want me to give up DT or family. esp JK. I would never do that HANNITY: Understand. There is nothing to give up on DT. What did JK do? MANAFORT: Nothing, just like I did nothing.

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GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

Frost/Nixon for dummies.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Texas executes people with IQ's of 40, but rich, white boys are too stupid to be prosecuted.

Is there anything money won't fix?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But, he's not that entertaining.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

OMG. Thank you, FDF.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I need a shower. 🤢

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