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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Is that an offshoot game of Marry, Fuck, Kill? Because the only reasonable ending I foresee goes something like, "...He then turned the gun on himself..."

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Tony Prost's avatar

I wanna see the long form birth certificate

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AyeDiosDrinko's avatar

Edgy!

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I wonder who will be judging the Crow Pie Bake off?

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I freely admit to stealing granny-starver from Brother Charles. His blog and our Wonket are my main sources of political lulz.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

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Historicat's avatar

"Eh - it's not like he's going to pay us anyway."

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

His weight lifting is as successful as his policies are.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Mine too...and I'm a woman! He reminds me of Will Ferrell's character in Anchorman "1001, 1002, 1003...welcome to the gun show. Oh, I feel the burn."

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

So Paul Ryan, Scott Brown, Jim "Creme" DeMint, and every single elderly Republican who votes to make government smaller, but doesn't want to reduce military spending, Social Security, and Medicare.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Craven, cowardly, lying ovary-less sack of shit.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You don't think we'll get 7.5 % growth when we cut taxes on the highest earners again? Surely this time it will work!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

And the Love Boat drifts away into the sunset.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Except Trump. Who seems to still believe he is winning every prize in sight, including his Vice Presidential partner's debate.

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llamaspit's avatar

Can't do better than that.

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ahughes798's avatar

Are those children victims of the "Zeekee bugs" that Gov. LePage talked about?

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