FORLORN Awwwww, let's warm our hearts with some news about Paul Ryan being a pussy. Remember how, all through the primary and the general election, the House speaker who did not want to be the House speaker has been trying with all his might to distance himself from Donald Trump, but also trying in vain to balance that with his very powerful position in the Republican party, which has chosen Trump as its nominee? Lately,
Is that an offshoot game of Marry, Fuck, Kill? Because the only reasonable ending I foresee goes something like, "...He then turned the gun on himself..."
So Paul Ryan, Scott Brown, Jim "Creme" DeMint, and every single elderly Republican who votes to make government smaller, but doesn't want to reduce military spending, Social Security, and Medicare.
Is that an offshoot game of Marry, Fuck, Kill? Because the only reasonable ending I foresee goes something like, "...He then turned the gun on himself..."
I wanna see the long form birth certificate
Edgy!
I wonder who will be judging the Crow Pie Bake off?
I freely admit to stealing granny-starver from Brother Charles. His blog and our Wonket are my main sources of political lulz.
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"Eh - it's not like he's going to pay us anyway."
His weight lifting is as successful as his policies are.
Mine too...and I'm a woman! He reminds me of Will Ferrell's character in Anchorman "1001, 1002, 1003...welcome to the gun show. Oh, I feel the burn."
So Paul Ryan, Scott Brown, Jim "Creme" DeMint, and every single elderly Republican who votes to make government smaller, but doesn't want to reduce military spending, Social Security, and Medicare.
Craven, cowardly, lying ovary-less sack of shit.
You don't think we'll get 7.5 % growth when we cut taxes on the highest earners again? Surely this time it will work!
And the Love Boat drifts away into the sunset.
Except Trump. Who seems to still believe he is winning every prize in sight, including his Vice Presidential partner's debate.
Can't do better than that.
Are those children victims of the "Zeekee bugs" that Gov. LePage talked about?