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The $1.59 bread crumbs tweet was brilliant.

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That progresso bread crumbs tweet gave me a case of the laugh-out-louds. :)

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you and I, same thought, same moment

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So Elon Musk DID make that flamethrower for the zombie apocalypse?

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I just got a notice that my monthly pension payment is going up thanks to the tax cuts. I'll be shooting some of that extra to Your Wonkette until the local, state, or federal Republicans figure out a way to fuck that over.

Gotta fight the good fight.

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They must have a hell of a good union.

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Had to go to Hobby Lobby with Ms. Gnome looking for something she couldn't find at Michael's or Joanne's. Jesus fuck is the overt Christianity on the shelves fucking creepy as fuck!

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Well, the AP managed to find her... and wingnuts were quick to point out that she's a terrible example because she only works half time, and is therefore not worth any fuss.

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OT but very good news: this morning the Supremes told the PA GOP to pound sand on their redistricting fuckery, but not before the Legislature signs off on fair new district lines, which they have until Friday to do.

https://apnews.com/acf47713...

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The best argument I've heard is that they do it because they can.

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Yay!!

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Did she say whether she was being sarcastic?

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You and Warren Buffett are not wrong.

The site looks very conservative to me. Only cons compare the amount paid by each income group instead of the average burden in relation to total income. Remember the parable of the widow's mite? It's a Christian thing, just one more of the NT cherries they have spat out.

For a real confirmation of that opinion, though, I offer in evidence this page, https://www.thoughtco.com/l...with particular emphasis on the selection of articles featured at the bottom of the page. I'd rate them right about the same as 'Heritage Foundation'. I really don't want to look at their take on Science/Tech/Math - I fear for my blood pressure.

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Just when you think they can't possibly get any more tone-deaf...

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Well, the Brits are right to fight their version of the GOP to save their NHS. It's being nibbled away constantly.

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Nope. It's a colony of freshwater bryozoans. During the late fall, we see a lot of these "jelly balls" washing up on shore.

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