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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I'm going to work at a soup kitchen tonight actually, anyone have any ideas how I could parlay that into a "runner up for the second most powerful man in the world" deal?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You get callouses on your fingers because the SuperPAC cash is so hot, but its callouses on your tongue you have to see the doctor about"

P90X'd that for you, in record time

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Gosh, daddy, I thought you said you got those callouses in your mouth from the superPAC guys? Did they make you drink hot water?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Lavender oil is even better.

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fuflans's avatar

mayor rahm?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Paul has a full size shower on the bus that sprays nothing but hand sanitizer for just such emergencies.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

47% germs are contagious.

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