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So, the 2012 Republican platform: -cut social services -tax cuts for rich people -bomb Muslims

Same as every year, they just rearrange the order they say them in.

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whoa whoa whoa chicago slums have never produced this kind of wanker.

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“Makes perfect sense to me!” Ronald Reagan’s rotting corpse.

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It's easy being a Republican. You know the answer, only the question changes.

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Why stop with tax cuts for the rich? Why don't we stop making rich people pay taxes altogether and maybe pay the rich people for being rich? Seriously, I am waiting for the first trust-funch kid to write on his/her exam "Tax cuts" for all the essay questions: "What is the most common treatment for depression?" "Tax cuts...they cure Dad's depression just fine"

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